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  1. I've never gotten as far as being interviewed for...

    I've never gotten as far as being interviewed for a trial.
    Just hung out for the morning in the jury kennel, in the city, juvenile, and district courthouses, thanked by the judge each time, then off...
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    ???? You been watching Cthulhu porn again?

    It is kind of penis-shaped.[/QUOTE]

    ????
    You been watching Cthulhu porn again?
  3. An email to all employees at work. "Take care of...

    An email to all employees at work.
    "Take care of your health and your coworkers' health. If you're sick, stay home."

    Sure.

    Health Alert Employee: i am sick.
    Health Alert Boss: you should...
  4. 11th grade.

    Wow. Are these grade school students or college students?[/QUOTE]
    11th grade.
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    Um.... does the author actually define 'Free...

    Um.... does the author actually define 'Free Speech?'

    Because the first thing that comes to MY mind is the 1rd Amendment. And that's only limiting the Government's ability to fuck with my...
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    But what was wrong with her order? How can we...

    But what was wrong with her order? How can we judge if it's 'justified' if the story doesn't list her complaint?

    I mean, the time i was at Burger King, and saw the guy making the burgers had his...
  7. Thread: Our New DNI

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    I thought i had to like him because he's gay?

    Don't worry Barbos - his price is well within Vlad's budget.[/QUOTE]

    I thought i had to like him because he's gay?
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    Oh, and you daughters' weddings? You'll do fine....

    Oh, and you daughters' weddings? You'll do fine.
    If all else fails, just make it a love letter to her, ignore everyone else in the room.
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    Actually, no. For me, i KNOW my jokes are funny....

    Actually, no. For me, i KNOW my jokes are funny. But i have a very dry delivery. They may not know i was joking. For me, though, the biggest problem is that my experience includes a lot of things...
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    here! well, i was hired to lecture the...

    here! well, i was hired to lecture the military on our weapon systems, so i hzven't overcome it so much as no one around me gives a shit if i am scared.

    I am nervous every time i speak to more...
  11. Damn, i can already hear the comments on this...

    Damn, i can already hear the comments on this story when it reaches the military press.
    They'll point out how liberal and leftist the whole fucking media is, even the Stars&Stripes, what with...
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    He walks into the goddamned kitchen like he owns...

    He walks into the goddamned kitchen like he owns the place. Does what he wants.
    Who's gonna stop a doctor? Tye SS already cleared him to stab needles into the pres.
    The staff only cares if he...
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    They do discuss that possibility, but it seems...

    They do discuss that possibility, but it seems unlikely.
    It is getting to be a particular form of a Poe, though. There's nothing Trump can say that you can be certain he's never contradicted at...
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    The conspiracy has to be huge, though. all atlas...

    GoPro is part of the conspiracy![/QUOTE]The conspiracy has to be huge, though.
    all atlas publishers have to agree how they'll fudge the maps.
    All GPS manufacturers, programmers, have to cooperate....
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    Saw this. Thought 'this is how my kids would...

    Saw this. Thought 'this is how my kids would invite me to my surprise birthday party.'
    26298
    Just got an email from my Oldest. Same pic.
    "Think I'll use this to invite you to a family reunion."
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    Huh. According to Fox, he packed the world's...

    Huh.
    According to Fox, he packed the world's largest soccer stadium. No mention of any error, or people walking out offendified.
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    Evel Knievel survived his 'rocket powered...

    Evel Knievel survived his 'rocket powered motorcycle' crash in Twin Falls...
  18. Snake handlers, but with EEENSY TEENSY snakes. ...

    Snake handlers, but with EEENSY TEENSY snakes.

    You wanna get chipped for tracking purposes? Because that's how you're gonna get us all chipped!
  19. But in the End, Halfie does provide a glimpse...

    But in the End, Halfie does provide a glimpse into the OP.
    He keeps throwing out the Right's self-serving stereotypes of the left's motives and goals. And takes them as gospel.
  20. So, we at least agree that Halfie can't anecdote...

    He said 'literally.'
    That's not hypothetical.[/QUOTE]

    Good point, but it was firstly qualified with an "if". " if you literally walk into a McDonald's..."[/QUOTE]

    So, we at least agree that...
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    Here lies Mike, they called him Mad, 'Cause of...

    Here lies Mike, they called him Mad,
    'Cause of the Flat Earth idea he had.
    He built a rocket to get the view
    And prove the globe claim was untrue.
    And now he's known around the globe,
    As the guy...
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    Well, there's good news, there. Someone THIS...

    Well, there's good news, there.
    Someone THIS DEEP into Flat Earth has probably cut off almost all of his friends because of differences of opinion. They keep asking for the punchline, don't you...
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    About his second or third golf trip, when we...

    About his second or third golf trip, when we pointed out that he'd promised not to do that, the defensive talking point among Trumpanzees was that he could make more deals on a golf course than Obama...
  24. He said 'literally.' That's not hypothetical.

    To be fair, he replied with a hypothetical, not an anecdote. Equally worthless, but a different type of worthless.[/QUOTE]He said 'literally.'
    That's not hypothetical.
  25. ACCUSED OF ANECDOTAL STORY. REPLIES WITH...

    I am sorry but if you literally walk into a McDonald's, Wendy's, or Burger King, ask to see the manager, shake their hand and say, "I want to work here," the manager would be speechless. "YOU want to...
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