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    "Are you in yet?" "Are you done yet?" ...

    "Are you in yet?"

    "Are you done yet?"

    "Sorry, maybe next time?"

    "No really, it's okay."
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    Hey, @AngryFloof, I saw this and thought of you....

    Hey, @AngryFloof, I saw this and thought of you.

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    Did I tell you? My buddies all pitched in and got...

    Did I tell you? My buddies all pitched in and got me a sweater for my birthday.

    The only problem is, what I asked for was a moaner or a screamer.
  4. Thread: Neologisms

    by James Brown
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    Why does the image say, "Once again" when all...

    Why does the image say, "Once again" when all I've ever seen is this same list over and over?


    Typolocution - The act of sight-reading out loud someone else's misspelling, then laughing as if...
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    Neighbor shoots up couple’s home after not being...

    Neighbor shoots up couple’s home after not being invited to game night, Georgia cops say


    ​Good guns make for good neighbors.
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    Why don't the electrons and the protons click...

    Why don't the electrons and the protons click together like all all things with opposite charges do?
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    Or just carjackers. One person to step into the...

    Egad, that isn't even the start of it. I can imagine teens just screwing around, jumping out into streets to stop cars. This is why we can't have nice things.[/QUOTE]

    Or just carjackers. One...
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    It's a paradox. Tell a young man that he has a...

    It's a paradox.

    Tell a young man that he has a low sperm count, and he's mad and offended.

    Tell the same young man that he can have all the sex that he can find without getting anyone pregnant,...
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    "People ask me why I write horror stories," said...

    "People ask me why I write horror stories," said Stephen King.

    "I tell them it's because I have the heart of a little boy. And I keep it in a jar on my desk."
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    Another Good Guy™ with a gun... Man, who...

    Another Good Guy™ with a gun...

    Man, who claimed attack from zombies, droids while firing gun, sentenced to prison
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    How many Benghazi investigations were there,...

    How many Benghazi investigations were there, again?
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    Huh. Turns out I'm a robot.

    Huh. Turns out I'm a robot.
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    There's a "Body of...

    There's a "Body of Christ===Antibody===Anti-Christ" joke just lurking around the corner.
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    I totally agree with this. And yet on the flip...

    I totally agree with this. And yet on the flip side, Henry T. Ford reportedly said, "If I asked my customers what they wanted, they would have asked for a faster horse."
  17. Thread: Sky photos

    by James Brown
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    I caught the end of a solar pillar by chance one...

    I caught the end of a solar pillar by chance one evening. It was featured on Universe Today

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    It was just a coincidence that the contrail made an odd hockey-stick effect.
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    Eh, it's just a bad animal bite. We can't let...

    Eh, it's just a bad animal bite.

    We can't let the prevention be worse than the mild danger.

    The vast, VAST majority of people survive tiger attacks unscathed.

    Besides, what do you think's...
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    Most every fruit is juiced. We have apple juice,...

    Most every fruit is juiced. We have apple juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, mango juice, and so on. Plus many fruits are combined to make new juices, like cranapple juice, etc.
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  20. I got both Pfizer shots and didn't have so much...

    I got both Pfizer shots and didn't have so much as a sore arm. Not one side effect that I could identify. It made me wonder if perhaps I got one of the control group injections by mistake.
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    The Wire - Season Four: All-around great show,...

    The Wire - Season Four:

    All-around great show, but Season Four topped the list, featuring four terrific young actors caught up in the meat grinder of Baltimore's devastated streets.

    Thanks for...
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    Wouldn't it be better to make college less...

    Wouldn't it be better to make college less expensive so that people don't have to go deep in debt in the first place?
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    I wonder what would have happened if the boy had...

    I wonder what would have happened if the boy had not tossed down the gun.

    I suspect he would have been shot all the same. An armed boy is more dangerous than an unarmed one.

    If the end result...
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    My wife cuts them up and pours salt on them.

    My wife cuts them up and pours salt on them.
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    Beautiful!

    Beautiful!
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