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    Since we're apparently on the sexist sub-theme......

    Since we're apparently on the sexist sub-theme...
    Q- How do you bring a woman to complete and overwhelming sexual satisfaction, in just twenty minutes?
    A- Who gives a shit?
  2. Also, I'd want more proof. Did he meet Jesus --...

    Also, I'd want more proof. Did he meet Jesus -- then where's the autograph? Did he meet Michael Jackson? Then where's the suitable follow-up to Thriller? Did he meet Jerry Falwell -- then let's...
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    I'm with those who can't, can't, can't sit still...

    I'm with those who can't, can't, can't sit still for one minute of F*X N***S. I just don't like fair and balanced coverage, I guess. Seriously, a Martian (and a mid-level dope of a Martian, who...
  4. Thread: I'M GOD

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    I'd put snarky stuff on my car, but I fear some...

    I'd put snarky stuff on my car, but I fear some godfearing person would key it. I do wear snarky message shirts (mainly about His Orangeness), and haven't been assaulted yet.
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    Prelude to a Kiss

    Prelude to a Kiss
  6. To all black voters who are thinking they should...

    To all black voters who are thinking they should maybe support Trump '20: What the hell do you have to lose?
  7. Jesus Fucking Tapdancing CHRIST. Please describe...

    Jesus Fucking Tapdancing CHRIST.
    Please describe for us the alternate universe where Republicans would accept from a Democrat Pres. what we're supposed to stomach from this orange asshat. ...
  8. By your thread title, I assumed you were under...

    By your thread title, I assumed you were under federal indictment and your lawyer told you to bring your toothbrush to court.
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    I'm not expecting the 33-34% to change -- it's...

    I'm not expecting the 33-34% to change -- it's those "independents" I'm referring to, who continually keep him up near 40. If you're in the 33% true believer class, you of course distrust the "fake...
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    He's already in complete defiance of the House,...

    He's already in complete defiance of the House, which is just as unlawful and egregious, and his approval number has stayed pretty constant since August (38 to 40%.) I keep expecting that number...
  11. If he lives into his nineties, he might want to...

    If he lives into his nineties, he might want to buy & try out scuba gear.
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    I'd like to defer to anyone to set up the next...

    I'd like to defer to anyone to set up the next pic. Thanks --
  13. Everyone, please stop this disrespectful &...

    Everyone, please stop this disrespectful & un-American bashing of the President -- OUR President -- and his valor. I'd like you all to remember what he said after the Parkland school massacre. Read...
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    Who's to say God doesn't have Alzheimers, by now?...

    Who's to say God doesn't have Alzheimers, by now? Divine Alzheimers, an occult subject unless you're a deity. Not treatable, even by divine physicians. The hovering angels are all nervous around...
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    At least partially because Liberty University has...

    At least partially because Liberty University has never been hit by a meteorite the size of, say, the one that created Vredefort Crater in S. Africa: somewhere between 6 to 9 miles in diameter,...
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    It's striking how early church "fathers" took...

    It's striking how early church "fathers" took positions that would make them insane outcasts today: St. Augustine was cool with flogging or banishing heretics; Calvin readily pushed to have heretics...
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    Before I became a Biblical scholar, I thought...

    Before I became a Biblical scholar, I thought Balaam's talking ass referred to a prophet who could fart phonemes.
    Good retell, BTW!
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    A Bridge Too Far

    A Bridge Too Far
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    And God forbid they should pay property tax. ...

    And God forbid they should pay property tax. But...you know...they want special rights.
  20. At this point, anyone who defends Trump does not...

    At this point, anyone who defends Trump does not understand the tale of the boy who cried wolf. Of course, that was true in 2012, when he was Birther Don.
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    Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut
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    Heaven has both fleas and bedbugs, courtesy of...

    Heaven has both fleas and bedbugs, courtesy of ascetic, unhygienic Christian yogis, mystics, and eremites, and due to the lack of extermination businesses up there. (There are Starbucks. Too many,...
  23. This "investigation" is pure Republican...

    This "investigation" is pure Republican moonshine, suitable for asshats who believe all the conspiracies alleged by our unhinged "President". It's all for the sake of Emperor Donald, who actually...
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    Also, he's a master of dead-pan delivery. I...

    Also, he's a master of dead-pan delivery. I mean, Jeslenik has nothin' on Trump. The way he delivered his Colorado material, you couldn't actually tell he was just funning.
  25. My takeaway is, Wrap it up, guys. Nothing like...

    My takeaway is, Wrap it up, guys. Nothing like young 'uns to suck the will to live right outtaya.
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