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    You should at least get rid of the penny. Why do...

    You should at least get rid of the penny. Why do you still have pennies?
  2. You go to the Hong Kong cafe? You're going to...

    You go to the Hong Kong cafe?

    You're going to die. Hide underneath your bed immediately.
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    Where does this notion that Bernie can't win come...

    Where does this notion that Bernie can't win come from? According to all the polls I've seen, he seems to be leading Trump as handily as everyone else, so what's the basis of him being somehow...
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    Here we go: ...

    Here we go:

    https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2019/01/16/PHOTO1-Elsipogtog.jpg
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    OK. Note to self - nuclear powered zeppelins...

    OK. Note to self - nuclear powered zeppelins were a bad plan.
  6. Umm ... yes. ...

    This. If someone thought that they were meeting up with a 15 year old for sex, they need to be arrested, so having them run into a group of police officers instead of a vulnerable child is a...
  7. This. If someone thought that they were meeting...

    This. If someone thought that they were meeting up with a 15 year old for sex, they need to be arrested, so having them run into a group of police officers instead of a vulnerable child is a...
  8. Their version of Hell likely involves them...

    Their version of Hell likely involves them finding themselves having gone to the toilet and not brought their phone with them, so they just have to sit there wondering what exactly they should do...
  9. Ya, but that's nothing more than hard data and...

    Ya, but that's nothing more than hard data and evidence. I fail to see what value that would have as compared to a pre-existing bias.

    Up here in Canada, we've had about zero arrests for...
  10. Well, it's a viral outbreak. Countries with...

    Well, it's a viral outbreak. Countries with modern health care systems and open governments are able to deal with those quite effectively. What let it get out of control in China was their clamping...
  11. Seems to be doing fine. It cost about $80...

    Seems to be doing fine. It cost about $80 million to make and has already pulled in over $80 million so it turned a profit the first week. It's a lesser known franchise, so it's not going to do the...
  12. Birds of Prey - 8/10 The movie should really...

    Birds of Prey - 8/10

    The movie should really be called Harley Quinn - Featuring the Birds of Prey. The basic premise is that the Joker dumped her and now, without his protection, all the people...
  13. In other breaking news, voters were surprised to...

    In other breaking news, voters were surprised to discover that not only is Andrew Yang still running for President, but that he had enough of a network involved in his doing so that he had people on...
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    Yup
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    OK no, when I put on the mask I did not notice...

    OK no, when I put on the mask I did not notice the baby bats who were nesting in the plant, but by the time this was pointed out, my wearing this had already become a whole thing and I didn't want to...
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    My apologies. Apparently, I'm allergic to...

    My apologies. Apparently, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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    Ya, why would Biden be out of the picture? ...

    Way too early to be counting any of the major players out.[/QUOTE]

    Ya, why would Biden be out of the picture? That's one of the main problems with putting Iowa and it's weird little circus parade...
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    Didn't one of the GOP ones take a couple of weeks...

    Didn't one of the GOP ones take a couple of weeks to get all the results?

    That being said, though, it involves calling people and having them read you a number from a piece of paper. Just...
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    You can almost see the ankle of one of them. We...

    You can almost see the ankle of one of them. We need to stone these whores.
  20. Didn't we already decriminalize prostitution? I...

    Didn't we already decriminalize prostitution? I seem to recall us doing that.
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    Why would you consider that to be bizarre as...

    Why would you consider that to be bizarre as opposed to the common actions of decent human beings who've made a decision to not make things worse for a rape victim? Not giving her name doesn't...
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    I was astounded by J Lo's ability to swing around...

    I was astounded by J Lo's ability to swing around the pole and do cartwheels without breaking a hip. Whatever malevolent entity she sold her soul to for eternal youth is definitely holding up it's...
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    Wait for more cases of the coronavirus to be...

    Wait for more cases of the coronavirus to be spread to the US. Nobody will want to stand in close proximity to anyone and you can switch everything to e-voting, which can be more efficiently run...
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    But not a good soap opera like one where Biden...

    But not a good soap opera like one where Biden wants to poison Sanders because his evil twin brother woke up from a coma and slept with Klobuchar.

    It's more like a crappy soap opera where a bunch...
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    You know what would solve all these issues? Not...

    You know what would solve all these issues? Not doing these dumb caucuses and just voting like normal people and then having Iowa take it's turn at the back of the line for several decades.
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