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    "Isn't that Eleanor Rigby on a Beatlerest...

    "Isn't that Eleanor Rigby on a Beatlerest mattress?"

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Do you mean you got into a boat designed to sink?...

    Interestingly, the first Fleet submarines were classified that way, requiring direct support of a surface vessel for operations.
    This is the distinction between the classification of 'ship' and...
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    I have a crotchet about the Olympics broadcasts. ...

    I have a crotchet about the Olympics broadcasts. There are too many commercials. In the women's team foil gold medal, there were so many commercials that all the bouts except the last started with...
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    Where are some gods? Maybe they died. Yes, they...

    Where are some gods? Maybe they died. Yes, they said they were eternal. But saying so doesn't mean it is so. Hitler said the Wehrmacht was invincible. We know how that turned out. Maybe Leslie...
  5. Bible morality isn't morality, and creation...

    Bible morality isn't morality, and creation science isn't science.

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    You mean Gnostic Christians call you the only...

    As a naturalist, I can agree on thanking nature for that bacteria, but do not worship nature for just doing what it naturally does.

    Gnostic Christians do not idol worship anything. We are always...
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    Some years ago DJ and I visited Aragon. I was...

    Some years ago DJ and I visited Aragon. I was told three out of ten priests were atheists, but kept priesting because, it was an easy job, they wanted to reassure their parishioners, they didn't...
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    I talked to somebody who works for Amazon. He...

    I talked to somebody who works for Amazon. He said: They pay better than they used to. Their benefits are better than they used to be. They still treat you like a cheap machine and work you to...
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    In the winter, "Put some clothes on. It's cold." ...

    In the winter, "Put some clothes on. It's cold." The rest of the time, nothing much. There some things it is not safe to do naked.

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    No it didn't. I called Lars. Darwin, Australia...

    No it didn't. I called Lars. Darwin, Australia is still there.

    Eldarion Lathria
  11. But if they use male names, then they'll be...

    But if they use male names, then they'll be himmicanes.

    Eldarion Lathria
  12. Trump was born in the Bronx Zoo in New York City....

    Trump was born in the Bronx Zoo in New York City. His father was an Orange Haired Orangutan. He is a US Citizen.

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    They don't come to Earth because they're...

    They don't come to Earth because they're terrified of us. They've seen us become more powerful than they and they fear us.

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    Has this thread become, "What weapons do you have...

    Has this thread become, "What weapons do you have in your house?" And if I list mine, do I have to list Wilma's 120mm recoilless rifle she inherited from Basil, and Huckleberry's helicopter gunship?...
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    I carry a lot less than I used to. So does DJ. ...

    I carry a lot less than I used to. So does DJ. She is retired and spends most of her time at home and with friends, where pistols are unnecessary. I will retire next year and will no longer carry...
  16. A Witanagemot and a King? Thanes and nobles? ...

    A Witanagemot and a King? Thanes and nobles? That's Anglo-Saxon political culture.

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    Can I bring my friends Fred and Wilma, Barney and...

    Can I bring my friends Fred and Wilma, Barney and Betty? What will a dinosaur do when it hears "Fred, what do you want for dinner?" And I usually get along well with furry little balls. Also, I...
  18. He was just 'Fella Belong Mrs. Queen.' ...

    He was just 'Fella Belong Mrs. Queen.'

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  19. Only BIPOCS. StraightPOCS and GayPOCS are not...

    Only BIPOCS. StraightPOCS and GayPOCS are not included. This is discrimination. But I am against ALL racial discrimination, Including discrimination against White people.

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    Roses are red, They grow in this region. If I...

    Roses are red,
    They grow in this region.
    If I had a face like yours,
    I'd join the Foreign Legion.

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  21. There are guard on his tomb in The Valley of the...

    There are guard on his tomb in The Valley of the Fallen. They are there to keep people from pissing on his tomb. I know, because when DJ and I were in Spain, they stopped me from doing so.
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    Matthew Mussolini was banned. I understand he...

    Matthew Mussolini was banned. I understand he met with the ghost of Gamir Ulibarri. We won't be seeing him again.

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    Hurrah for old Bill Shakespeare, He never wrote...

    Hurrah for old Bill Shakespeare,
    He never wrote them plays.
    He stayed at home and chasing girls,
    Sang dirty rondelays.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    I'm sure Matthew loves Yakubu Gowon, Idi Amin and...

    I'm sure Matthew loves Yakubu Gowon, Idi Amin and Ruhollah Khomeini because they embodied the Fuhrerprinzip so well.

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    If they piss off the Kingdom of Atlantis or the...

    If they piss off the Kingdom of Atlantis or the Empire of the Galaxy, it will look like a flat glassy plain with a little rain on it.

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