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    You'd think McConnell would be concerned about...

    You'd think McConnell would be concerned about this trend...
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    35353 Wait...witches and Satanists weren't...

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    Wait...witches and Satanists weren't already on The Left?
    There are...conservative witches?
    Are they in the Southwest?
    I bet they're in the Southwest.
    I can sorta see HexMex...

    Or...
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    We'll run the goddamned ElectroLux dishwasher...

    Which answers the question about why she's stirring her drink with a knife.[/QUOTE]

    We'll run the goddamned ElectroLux dishwasher when the goddamned ElectroLux dishwasher is goddamned full, okay? ...
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    Why does a family of 7 have only 5 chairs at the...

    Why does a family of 7 have only 5 chairs at the table?
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    Tylenol, Pepto Bismol, Aspirin, Ibuprofen,...

    Tylenol, Pepto Bismol, Aspirin, Ibuprofen, Ex-Lax, Benadryl, and Claritin, to name but a few. And the Regeneron antibody cocktail that Trump got.

    An Regeneron insists that the 'immortalized'...
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    At least the food poisoning cases don't accuse...

    At least the food poisoning cases don't accuse the nurses of 'covering' for Taco Bell...
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    Maybe we should register 'Vaccine Hesitancy' for...

    Maybe we should register 'Vaccine Hesitancy' for the 501c3 tax exemptions and start collecting tithes?
    Then, when people ask for religious exemptions to vaccines, and their bosses ask, 'What fucking...
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    Conspiracy Theories....

    Are these, i dunno, Build-A-Bear religions?

    A way to feel special, but rather than 'because the universe loves me' it's 'because i know more about _X_ than all the (lawyers/ scientists/ doctors/...
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    Dear god. Please, please, let me never say that...

    Dear god.
    Please, please, let me never say that even in jest.
    Please(x5), if my brain addles to where i do say that, let me be hit by a bus before my wife finds out.
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    Could be. Maybe it was to keep his job, or he...

    Could be. Maybe it was to keep his job, or he cannot visit his grandson unless jabbed, or his wife put her foot down. And now he feels, 'I am vaccinated, how dare they treat me like an unvaccinated...
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    In a shocking rejection of this theme, my wife...

    In a shocking rejection of this theme, my wife won't let me get an emotional support animal. I'm not sure why, but there are a few possibilities.
    1) I intended to name it 'Tituba'
    2) After...
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    Sympathy, schmimpathy. If it was THAT unfair,...

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    Sympathy, schmimpathy. If it was THAT unfair, why didn't you pardon them? Oh, yeah, because of how it would reflect on your self-centered ass.

    That's not two-tiered, that's...
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    Hey, after four years of waking up and checking...

    Biden is about as engaging as watching paint dry, so there must be limits to the appeal of charisma.[/QUOTE]

    Hey, after four years of waking up and checking the news to see if we were invading...
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    Yeah... for someone who keeps flogging liberal...

    Dr. Z might want to check his irony meter.[/QUOTE]

    Yeah... for someone who keeps flogging liberal values, this resistance to doing the right thing seems odd.
    Black people didn't get the vote by...
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    And the doctor in charge of rationing resources...

    All preventable. Morons all.[/QUOTE]
    And the doctor in charge of rationing resources in Central Idaho was just replaced by a doc who prescribes Ivermectin....
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    I asked my city councilman if there was a lot of...

    I asked my city councilman if there was a lot of fraud. He said no, no way.
    I wasn't sure he could be trusted, so i escalated to my Mayor. She denied extensive fraud.
    Not convinced by her answer,...
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    Please get the vaccine. People are dying. NO!...

    Please get the vaccine. People are dying.
    NO!
    Please get the vaccine. People are dying.
    NO!
    Please get the vaccine. People are dying.
    NO!
    Please get the vaccine. People are dying.
    NO!...
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    I don't think tik tok is for advice, it's for...

    I don't think tik tok is for advice, it's for validation of what you already wanted to do....
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    Unvaccinated TikTokers Are Calling Themselves...

    Unvaccinated TikTokers Are Calling Themselves ‘Purebloods’

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kvywd/unvaccinated-tiktok-purebloods-covid



    I suppose the next chapter of this C19 fanfic would...
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    I think Trump's ideology is more like Winston's...

    I think Trump's ideology is more like Winston's reply at his Ghostbuster's application: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

    Sort of a highest-bidder-theism.
  21. Lumpy, your 'test' continues to suck. You count...

    Lumpy, your 'test' continues to suck.
    You count plagiarized accounts as multiple sources, and we can SEE people telling lies about what, for example, TRUMP is doing RIGHT NOW, even about mundane...
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    Why do you hate vigilantes freedom, Gospel?

    Why do you hate vigilantes freedom, Gospel?
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    Difference being, you SAY that, but you keep...

    Difference being, you SAY that, but you keep going on and on and on and on and on about it...
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    Okay....GOD i hate the IWA.

    Okay....GOD i hate the IWA.
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    Crap. Are you the guy that came up with the...

    Not saying anything about Hitler at all. (Other than, I think I said earlier that I thought Trump's presidency probably represented the single biggest existential threat to America since, probably,...
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