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    It's sad how the fake news networks are focusing...

    It's sad how the fake news networks are focusing on this instead of reporting on what Hillary did in Benghazi.
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    Dude, we're voting for a Prime Minister, not a...

    Dude, we're voting for a Prime Minister, not a deity. How are you planning on having the Leafs win the Stanley Cup?
  3. OK, nothing against drag queens, but can't they...

    OK, nothing against drag queens, but can't they just sit quietly and watch a movie while avoiding eye contact with the people in the neighbouring seats like everyone else? They don't need to be on...
  4. Those wolves snuck into your country across the...

    Those wolves snuck into your country across the Canadian border. We told you people to give us the money to build a wall but you said no. That makes this your fault.
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    Trudeau's scandals are kind of weak. Most...

    Trudeau's scandals are kind of weak. Most countries would wish that those counted as their leader's scandals. It seems like most of the country joins me in shrugging them off and not particularly...
  6. Any god worth having would be one who wants you...

    Any god worth having would be one who wants you to believe that he has a massive slong without your needing to see it. This is because the alternative would be a god who goes around showing people...
  7. If he's unhappy about how he was treated by...

    If he's unhappy about how he was treated by Twitter and Facebook, why doesn't he just get up off of the couch and start his own multinational social media platform? I don't see why anyone else...
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    It's amazing how many hard core right wingers...

    It's amazing how many hard core right wingers suddenly had been radical leftists all along.
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    To be fair, it sounds way more like a gimmick...

    To be fair, it sounds way more like a gimmick product they "released" for the sake of making a point and getting people to discuss pay inequality as opposed to something they're intending to sell in...
  10. I Zombie - 8/10 A very funny show about a...

    I Zombie - 8/10

    A very funny show about a doctor who gets bitten by a zombie at a party and takes a job in the morgue in order to get herself enough brains to eat so she doesn't turn into a...
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    But I do like how when you get second prize in a...

    And there are no Barbie or ken doll game pieces![/QUOTE]

    But I do like how when you get second prize in a beauty contest, all the players get together and shun the bitch who got first place and...
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    That's really dumb. Everyone knows that girls...

    That's really dumb. Everyone knows that girls are bad at math and won't be able to count up to 240. It makes the game unplayable for an entire gender.
  13. Those really were the most fun threads ever.

    Those really were the most fun threads ever.
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    After NASA scientists saved the planet by...

    After NASA scientists saved the planet by updating the asteroid's projected path with a sharpie, all the Trump haters felt pretty fucking stupid.
  15. I tried that, but they just called the police and...

    You need to see someone else’s life.[/QUOTE]

    I tried that, but they just called the police and made me put my pants back on.
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    Franz

    Franz
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    ball bearing

    ball bearing
  18. I believe that went without saying.

    And that stand better not be "left-handed"[/QUOTE]

    I believe that went without saying.
  19. Well, it's a victimless crime.

    Well, it's a victimless crime.
  20. Exactly. Take a fucking stand, you indecisive...

    Everybody knows that ambidextrous persons are just people who are right or left handed and haven't figured out which yet, obviously![/QUOTE]

    Exactly. Take a fucking stand, you indecisive cowards!
  21. What a stupid fucking study Of course there's no...

    What a stupid fucking study Of course there's no left handed gene. Everybody knows that left handedness (or wronghandedness, as it should properly be called) is caused by witches, not science.

    I...
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    Thanks to a little known exploit in the British...

    Thanks to a little known exploit in the British constitution resulting from overly generic grammar, Johnson was able to replace the Members of Parliament with a group more amenable to his agenda and...
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    23508 Look, all I said is that I'm a prince...

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    Look, all I said is that I'm a prince and I want to show you my hammer. As I understand it, that's kind of your thing, so I don't get why you're acting all offended.
  24. It's Trump using his position as President to...

    It's Trump using his position as President to enrich himself using taxpayer dollars. It's small and petty in terms of corruption, but that doesn't make it less corrupt.
  25. Sometimes I think it does, but then I realize...

    Sometimes I think it does, but then I realize that it's actually the case that I'm quite boring and have just been doing the exact same thing for the past twenty years.
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