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  1. Klinger claims to be a Klansman, waits for the...

    Klinger would have been much less endearing on M*A*S*H with that plot line.[/QUOTE]
    Klinger claims to be a Klansman, waits for the army to kick him out.
    During the wait, he rushes into gunfire to...
  2. So, if someone providing a service doesn't...

    So, if someone providing a service doesn't respect my choice of life partner, it's proper ettiquette for me to respect their disrespect?

    Um.... no.
  3. So, what part of scripture says not to photograph...

    So, what part of scripture says not to photograph a samesex couple?
  4. When being gay was an automatic discharge, there...

    You want it on your record for the rest of your life you were discharged from the service because you are a nazi?[/QUOTE]
    When being gay was an automatic discharge, there were guys willing to have...
  5. I wonder if this is a lesson learned from...

    I wonder if this is a lesson learned from internment of Japanese Americans in WWII. The justification for that included quite a few being members of anti-American groups. But for many, their...
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    Adderall-impacted fine motor skills.

    I see it's "aloud" in coastal CA. Also northern MN and MT. Payback? :hysterical:[/QUOTE]

    Adderall-impacted fine motor skills.
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    Frankly, that looks like if Congress impeaches...

    Frankly, that looks like if Congress impeaches Kavanaugh, Trump can't pardon him right back onto the bench. Or, if they impeach Kavanaugh for a crime, Trump can't pardon that crime and make the...
  8. But Noah's genocide is a standard nursery...

    Ah, okay, that makes more sense. 11th grade is about when I started reading adult books and thinking about philosophy and religion.[/QUOTE]But Noah's genocide is a standard nursery decoration for...
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    Like, um, the US? Oh, wait, no, we're fighting...

    Like, um, the US?

    Oh, wait, no, we're fighting the caronavirus

    My mistake.
  10. Yeah, some of the 15 signs, i don't even WANT to...

    Yeah, some of the 15 signs, i don't even WANT to excel at.
    1. You recognize yourself in all beings.
    I suppose, technically, i have to admit that i'm the same species as Trump, and we breathe the...
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    But he was Trump University's Dean of Talk Goodly!

    THAT SHIT AIN'T ENGLISH![/QUOTE]But he was Trump University's Dean of Talk Goodly!
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    That was Jefferson's problem with Free Speech. He...

    That was Jefferson's problem with Free Speech. He didn't want to protect lies as well as facts.

    So, ultimately, someone claiming we all come from test tubes on Alpha Centauri has as much right to...
  13. Thread: Our New DNI

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    Well, if you want, go back to Reagan's admin...

    Well, if you want, go back to Reagan's admin telling Koop to publish reports on the negative impacts an abortion has on women. Any agency can be perverted for political gain. But TRADITIONALLY,...
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    But humor IS the human defense against the...

    But humor IS the human defense against the existential threat.
    We can do both.
    We can recognize his incompetence in leading against a pandemic, or appointing people to lead against the pandemic...
  15. Um, it's the Marines. I think that 'Now, right...

    Um, it's the Marines. I think that 'Now, right fucking now!' would be a good operational deadline to strive for in this.
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    Actually, the cops here have offered to check...

    Would you buy a kilo of coke without checking the bag? Fuck no....sorry, but there's no excuse.[/QUOTE]
    Actually, the cops here have offered to check everyone's coke for them.
    If you think you've...
  17. The nation's thoughts and prayers are lined up...

    The nation's thoughts and prayers are lined up and ready to fight the pandemic.The president's thoughts and prayers are with the nation in this dark time.Our thoughts and prayers to the survivors of...
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    Meh. In Trump's calculus, he had to think of...

    Meh.
    In Trump's calculus, he had to think of someone to put there who will not admit that it's a clusterfuck on national TV. Or if he does, won't blame TRUMP for the cluster. The Damned Dems...
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    Yeah, when i donate money to a candidate, i...

    Yeah, when i donate money to a candidate, i certainly hope it'll go to frivolous lawsuits about people having an opinion.
    Fucking editors and their editorials in a newspiece his voters don't read...
  20. But no one runs on a 'I'll make YOU stand jury...

    So, you voted for this guy? It seems you only have yourself to blame.

    Electing judges is a uniquely American insanity*, but as it's the system you have, it's the fault of those who voted for them...
  21. I've never gotten as far as being interviewed for...

    I've never gotten as far as being interviewed for a trial.
    Just hung out for the morning in the jury kennel, in the city, juvenile, and district courthouses, thanked by the judge each time, then off...
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    ???? You been watching Cthulhu porn again?

    It is kind of penis-shaped.[/QUOTE]

    ????
    You been watching Cthulhu porn again?
  23. An email to all employees at work. "Take care of...

    An email to all employees at work.
    "Take care of your health and your coworkers' health. If you're sick, stay home."

    Sure.

    Health Alert Employee: i am sick.
    Health Alert Boss: you should...
  24. 11th grade.

    Wow. Are these grade school students or college students?[/QUOTE]
    11th grade.
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    Um.... does the author actually define 'Free...

    Um.... does the author actually define 'Free Speech?'

    Because the first thing that comes to MY mind is the 1rd Amendment. And that's only limiting the Government's ability to fuck with my...
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