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    I talked to somebody who works for Amazon. He...

    I talked to somebody who works for Amazon. He said: They pay better than they used to. Their benefits are better than they used to be. They still treat you like a cheap machine and work you to...
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    In the winter, "Put some clothes on. It's cold." ...

    In the winter, "Put some clothes on. It's cold." The rest of the time, nothing much. There some things it is not safe to do naked.

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    No it didn't. I called Lars. Darwin, Australia...

    No it didn't. I called Lars. Darwin, Australia is still there.

    Eldarion Lathria
  4. But if they use male names, then they'll be...

    But if they use male names, then they'll be himmicanes.

    Eldarion Lathria
  5. Trump was born in the Bronx Zoo in New York City....

    Trump was born in the Bronx Zoo in New York City. His father was an Orange Haired Orangutan. He is a US Citizen.

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    They don't come to Earth because they're...

    They don't come to Earth because they're terrified of us. They've seen us become more powerful than they and they fear us.

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    Has this thread become, "What weapons do you have...

    Has this thread become, "What weapons do you have in your house?" And if I list mine, do I have to list Wilma's 120mm recoilless rifle she inherited from Basil, and Huckleberry's helicopter gunship?...
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    I carry a lot less than I used to. So does DJ. ...

    I carry a lot less than I used to. So does DJ. She is retired and spends most of her time at home and with friends, where pistols are unnecessary. I will retire next year and will no longer carry...
  9. A Witanagemot and a King? Thanes and nobles? ...

    A Witanagemot and a King? Thanes and nobles? That's Anglo-Saxon political culture.

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    Can I bring my friends Fred and Wilma, Barney and...

    Can I bring my friends Fred and Wilma, Barney and Betty? What will a dinosaur do when it hears "Fred, what do you want for dinner?" And I usually get along well with furry little balls. Also, I...
  11. He was just 'Fella Belong Mrs. Queen.' ...

    He was just 'Fella Belong Mrs. Queen.'

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  12. Only BIPOCS. StraightPOCS and GayPOCS are not...

    Only BIPOCS. StraightPOCS and GayPOCS are not included. This is discrimination. But I am against ALL racial discrimination, Including discrimination against White people.

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    Roses are red, They grow in this region. If I...

    Roses are red,
    They grow in this region.
    If I had a face like yours,
    I'd join the Foreign Legion.

    Eldarion Lathria
  14. There are guard on his tomb in The Valley of the...

    There are guard on his tomb in The Valley of the Fallen. They are there to keep people from pissing on his tomb. I know, because when DJ and I were in Spain, they stopped me from doing so.
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    Matthew Mussolini was banned. I understand he...

    Matthew Mussolini was banned. I understand he met with the ghost of Gamir Ulibarri. We won't be seeing him again.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Hurrah for old Bill Shakespeare, He never wrote...

    Hurrah for old Bill Shakespeare,
    He never wrote them plays.
    He stayed at home and chasing girls,
    Sang dirty rondelays.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    I'm sure Matthew loves Yakubu Gowon, Idi Amin and...

    I'm sure Matthew loves Yakubu Gowon, Idi Amin and Ruhollah Khomeini because they embodied the Fuhrerprinzip so well.

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    If they piss off the Kingdom of Atlantis or the...

    If they piss off the Kingdom of Atlantis or the Empire of the Galaxy, it will look like a flat glassy plain with a little rain on it.

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    Where's the bathroom? Eldarion Lathria

    Where's the bathroom?

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    Then only come out at night. Eldarion Lathria

    Then only come out at night.

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    All right, you are not that Jarhyn. I accept...

    Sounds like "Sally" needs to lay off on the bath salts, and get back into the antipsychotics.[/QUOTE]

    All right, you are not that Jarhyn. I accept that and so does Sally. Just as I accept that...
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    Are you the Jarhyn who used to teach Fadoodling...

    Are you the Jarhyn who used to teach Fadoodling at Pigpimples School of Wizardry in Pennsylvania? My friend Sally says she took that course from a teacher named Jarhyn.

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    Back everything up twice. The failure rate of...

    Back everything up twice. The failure rate of all hard drives is 100 per cent.

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    Which wizarding school did you attend. And are...

    Which wizarding school did you attend. And are you aware the Geico Gecko is a lizard who eats wizard gizzards?

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    Does the US Navy have something like the SS...

    Does the US Navy have something like the SS Minnow?

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