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    Can I bring my friends Fred and Wilma, Barney and...

    Can I bring my friends Fred and Wilma, Barney and Betty? What will a dinosaur do when it hears "Fred, what do you want for dinner?" And I usually get along well with furry little balls. Also, I...
  2. He was just 'Fella Belong Mrs. Queen.' ...

    He was just 'Fella Belong Mrs. Queen.'

    Eldarion Lathria
  3. Only BIPOCS. StraightPOCS and GayPOCS are not...

    Only BIPOCS. StraightPOCS and GayPOCS are not included. This is discrimination. But I am against ALL racial discrimination, Including discrimination against White people.

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    Roses are red, They grow in this region. If I...

    Roses are red,
    They grow in this region.
    If I had a face like yours,
    I'd join the Foreign Legion.

    Eldarion Lathria
  5. There are guard on his tomb in The Valley of the...

    There are guard on his tomb in The Valley of the Fallen. They are there to keep people from pissing on his tomb. I know, because when DJ and I were in Spain, they stopped me from doing so.
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    Matthew Mussolini was banned. I understand he...

    Matthew Mussolini was banned. I understand he met with the ghost of Gamir Ulibarri. We won't be seeing him again.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Hurrah for old Bill Shakespeare, He never wrote...

    Hurrah for old Bill Shakespeare,
    He never wrote them plays.
    He stayed at home and chasing girls,
    Sang dirty rondelays.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    I'm sure Matthew loves Yakubu Gowon, Idi Amin and...

    I'm sure Matthew loves Yakubu Gowon, Idi Amin and Ruhollah Khomeini because they embodied the Fuhrerprinzip so well.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    If they piss off the Kingdom of Atlantis or the...

    If they piss off the Kingdom of Atlantis or the Empire of the Galaxy, it will look like a flat glassy plain with a little rain on it.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Where's the bathroom? Eldarion Lathria

    Where's the bathroom?

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Then only come out at night. Eldarion Lathria

    Then only come out at night.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    All right, you are not that Jarhyn. I accept...

    Sounds like "Sally" needs to lay off on the bath salts, and get back into the antipsychotics.[/QUOTE]

    All right, you are not that Jarhyn. I accept that and so does Sally. Just as I accept that...
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    Are you the Jarhyn who used to teach Fadoodling...

    Are you the Jarhyn who used to teach Fadoodling at Pigpimples School of Wizardry in Pennsylvania? My friend Sally says she took that course from a teacher named Jarhyn.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Back everything up twice. The failure rate of...

    Back everything up twice. The failure rate of all hard drives is 100 per cent.

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Which wizarding school did you attend. And are...

    Which wizarding school did you attend. And are you aware the Geico Gecko is a lizard who eats wizard gizzards?

    Eldarion Lathria
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    Does the US Navy have something like the SS...

    Does the US Navy have something like the SS Minnow?

    Eldarion Lathria
  17. "Never hit a woman with a closed fist." Remember...

    "Never hit a woman with a closed fist." Remember what he did to Johnny Stompanato. He came to England went on set and started to beat up Lana Turner because she was too close to Sean Connery. Mr....
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    "Don nill he, the author, politician and...

    "Don nill he, the author, politician and mountebank, will work this out in time, the Sage is a daisy." "Will I am Shak't spurre writ this play."

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    The book of Job is mostly about a friendly little...

    The book of Job is mostly about a friendly little bet. Satan says, "I'll bet you one shekel I can make Job curse you." Yahweh says, "You're on. Don't kill him but do anything else you want to...
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    Zuku Errekete or Requete Soup. This is how you...

    Zuku Errekete or Requete Soup. This is how you make it. Take a large soup pot. Toss all your leftovers in it. Throw in garlic finely chopped, basil, oregano and enough water and red wine to make...
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    Tell me, bilby, are you having a cold July? ...

    Tell me, bilby, are you having a cold July?

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    The US has iron chariots and nuclear weapons. ...

    The US has iron chariots and nuclear weapons. They could destroy god.

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    This happened in 2015. The cops were found...

    This happened in 2015. The cops were found guilty, one of manslaughter and one of negligent homicide. But you didn't hear about it in the media. Nobody took to the streets crying "Child's Lives...
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    Just wondering if the media is going to run with...

    Just wondering if the media is going to run with this.

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    That was because God had determined on a Final...

    Never mind the innocent women, children and animals....but keep the virgins for yourselves?



    Do you believe that the virgins willingly gave themselves to the killers of their family? '
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