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    Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

    Instructions: Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer



    Question: Why do fat kids all have terrible haircuts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordKiran View Post
    Instructions: Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer



    Question: Why do fat kids all have terrible haircuts?
    Bad parenting. When you care enough in one area, it usually shows in other areas.

    Why do fat women have the most welcoming personalities?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fast View Post
    Bad parenting. When you care enough in one area, it usually shows in other areas.

    Why do fat women have the most welcoming personalities?
    Habitually accepting food leads to habitually accepting other things.

    Question: Are there any stupid questions that do not involve fat people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atheos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fast View Post
    Bad parenting. When you care enough in one area, it usually shows in other areas.

    Why do fat women have the most welcoming personalities?
    Habitually accepting food leads to habitually accepting other things.

    Question: Are there any stupid questions that do not involve fat people?
    Yes, there are stupid questions about fat boy icecream.

    Why can there be numbers less than zero but no number of people in a room less than zero?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fast View Post

    Why can there be numbers less than zero but no number of people in a room less than zero?
    I know several people who are completely negative. Put one in a room alone and the entire population of the room is negative. Since negatives are less than zero you can have a number of people in a room less than zero.

    Question: Why do they it a "hot water heater?" If the water was already hot it wouldn't need a heater. Shouldn't it be called a "cold water heater?"

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    Question: Why do they it a "hot water heater?" If the water was already hot it wouldn't need a heater. Shouldn't it be called a "cold water heater?"
    God, no, people don't want terms that make sense, they want terms that cause them the least effort to follow.
    That's why we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.
    Hot water comes out of a heater, so any discussion of cold water going INTO the heater makes them question their place in the food chain.

    Why do all my coworkers think I'm a nice person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atheos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fast View Post

    Why can there be numbers less than zero but no number of people in a room less than zero?
    I know several people who are completely negative. Put one in a room alone and the entire population of the room is negative. Since negatives are less than zero you can have a number of people in a room less than zero.

    Question: Why do they it a "hot water heater?" If the water was already hot it wouldn't need a heater. Shouldn't it be called a "cold water heater?"
    Its actually just called a water heater, the water heater will heat the water regardless of whether or not it was already hot or cold.

    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Why do all my coworkers think I'm a nice person?
    Probably because they aren't aware of the seething, burning hate for every single one of them hidden just beneath a cold empty facade of insincere niceness.

    Question: Do you think alien archaeologists would have a hard time identifying oddly specific items for what they are, like key-chains?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordKiran View Post
    Question: Do you think alien archaeologists would have a hard time identifying oddly specific items for what they are, like key-chains?
    No, they'd recognize them off the bat. How else would they drive their spaceships here in the first place if they didn't have the keys, and how would they keep up with their keys if they weren't on a key chain?

    Question: If humans descended from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atheos View Post
    Question: If humans descended from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Because they're still laughing themselves silly about throwing you out of the tree.

    If a million monkeys had a million typewriters, how long would it take them to ask how come there are still monkeys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomb#20 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Atheos View Post
    Question: If humans descended from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
    Because they're still laughing themselves silly about throwing you out of the tree.

    If a million monkeys had a million typewriters, how long would it take them to ask how come there are still monkeys?
    Mere seconds once the time arrives.

    Why does a mirror reverse images side to side but not up and down?

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