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    So Bonespurs calls this a "lynching,"
    But some don't find it convincing.
    Observing the rules,
    And not being fools?
    This is just standard Trump Bitching.

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    So Trumpy says this a "lynching."
    As the noose, it appears to be cinching.
    He tweets up a storm,
    But, hey, that's his norm.
    And these days it's hardly worth flinching.

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    "The Battle Hymn Of The Republicans"

    Oh, the Pres has seen the spectre
    Of the proof he quid pro quoed
    He's hammering out his vengeance
    Where the tweets of wrath are stowed
    He has loosed the redacted transcript
    Of His Perfect Phone Call Chord
    His alternative truth is marching on

    Glory, glory, smear the witness!
    Glory, glory, smear the witness!
    Glory, glory, smear the witness!
    His alternative truth is marching on

    I have read a fiery gospel
    That is counsel can't deny
    A dozen credible witnesses
    Though Jim Jordan still will try
    To marginalize their efforts
    To bring the facts to light
    His alternative truth is marching on

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    Shame to let this thread remain idle. So I offer the Donald Trump Haiku and mantra:

    It's just so unfair
    They all treat me unfairly
    It's unfair treatment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elixir View Post
    Shame to let this thread remain idle. So I offer the Donald Trump Haiku and mantra:

    It's just so unfair
    They all treat me unfairly
    It's unfair treatment
    Could have sworn Trump's haiku was

    It's just so unfair.
    I want to bone Ivanka.
    They won't allow it.

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    It's just so unfair.
    I want to bone Ivanka.
    They won't allow it.

    Dammit she runs fast.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    Just off the top of my head...

    Justice smells, Justice smells,
    D-O-J's for SHIT!.
    Stone gets special treatment, &
    Four prosecutors quit!

    Dashing thru the law,
    Firings left and right,
    Don't look for the Constitution,
    Trump set it alight.

    Oh, Justice smells, justice smells,
    Barr is on the case.
    He never really 'gets his man,'
    But Trump waves to his base.

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    My pardons lie over the felons,
    My pardons lie over the bent,
    My pardons lie over corruption,
    I can do this cuz I'm President.

    Blind eye, blind eye,
    Turn a blind eye to their crimes, can't see,
    Blind eye, blind eye,
    I'm on a crime-blessing spree.

    My pardons lie over the guilty,
    My pardons lie over the caught,
    My pardons lie over the dirty,
    It's my absolute right, to be bought!

    Blind eye, blind eye,
    Turn a blind eye to their crimes, can't see,
    Blind eye, blind eye,
    I'm on a crime-blessing spreeeeeee.

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    Ginni Thomas, wife of Clarence,
    Is judging who stays and who goes,
    She’s a twisted lobbyist for corporate America,
    She’s a partisan Trumper we know.

    She’s the captain of Trump’s purge army,
    She’s checking for disloyal members,
    She’s Duce Douchebag’s non government fan,
    At least until this coming November.

    Politicizing the State Department,
    Politicizing all the Intelligence,
    They politicize the Boy Scouts and Girls,
    Any agencies that are and aren’t relevant.

    This is the internal destruction,
    Of democracy our founders founded,
    Had they looked into a crystal ball,
    More alarms they would’ve sounded.

    But even with orange impeachment,
    And multiple articles he’s violated,
    When Republicans ignore the rule of law,
    The Constitution’s annihilated.

    Abe and Teddy roll in their graves,
    As well as Dwight D. Eisenhower,
    Trump flipped the switch to totalitarianism,
    For the total bewitching hour.

    Ginni Thomas builds a disloyalty list,
    For those who don’t wear brown shirts,
    She’s makes a black list and checks it twice,
    Now we’re all on Orange alert!

    Joe McCarthy and Roy Cohn,
    Laugh now where they dwell,
    Their orange red commie squatting in the White House,
    Is irony made in Hell.

    The black list gets longer in the Putin playbook,
    For non-partisans doing their job,
    The bureaucrats read the writing on the wall,
    As Lady Liberty sits and sobs.

    But the real disloyalty list should include,
    Partisan hacks and Orange pawns,
    Those disloyal to the Constitution,
    Come November, the Purge is on!

    Mark Lysgaard
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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