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    a novel poetic form used for trump bashing

    a clerihew is a short poem, kinda like the other limerick. example:

    michael jackson
    looked anglosaxon
    due to some nasty
    rhinoplasty.

    while learning about this, i found one on trump, written ages ago

    forrest gump
    told donald trump
    "you know i like you
    we have the same IQ"

    sourcePDF

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    Trump the president reigning,
    Continues his election campaigning
    To hear people proclaiming
    His name is entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Trump the president reigning,
    Continues his election campaigning
    To hear people proclaiming
    His name is entertaining.
    Personally I prefer the limerick form:

    Trump is the mouthpiece for Bannon,
    Who won a race he never ran in
    Those ignorant clods
    Both believe they are gods
    And they ought to be shot from a cannon.

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    Okay.

    Herr Bannon can be rather blunt,
    And often has used the word c**t.
    He was overheard,
    To make it a verb,
    But Trump just screamed 'Fake News Stunt.'

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    There once was a fat orange turd
    Who boasted the brain of a bird
    His wife was a looker
    Who once was a hooker
    Together they looked quite absurd.

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    This is going to be an interesting thread.
    ITMFA

    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    You submit to tyranny when you renounce truth. - Timothy Snyder

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    This is going to be an interesting thread.
    Though some may approach it with dread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    This is going to be an interesting thread.
    Though some may approach it with dread...
    Then, once they get here
    They will lose all that fear...
    But these poems will be stuck in their head.

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    No more rhymes now, I mean it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blastula View Post
    No more rhymes now, I mean it.
    No need, if you've already seen it...

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