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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Donald J. Trump has said 'please,
    If you cooks are trying to appease,
    Make less food with fungus
    But load up the hummus
    Because I just learned it's made with chickpeas.'
    Actually I just saw that Trump's favorite food is meatloaf. See what you can do with that.
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    White House Resident Trump
    Sucks in the meatloaf like an auxiliary pump.
    He shared some with Christie,
    Who would rather have ordered a malt whiskey.

    President Donald Trump
    Doesn't like roasts from the rump.
    He'd rather the mystery
    Of meatloaf, which has no identifiable history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    President Donald Trump
    Doesn't like roasts from the rump.
    He'd rather the mystery
    Of meatloaf, which has no identifiable history.
    "Meatloaf's a regional treat!"
    Says Cheato (who can't see his feet)
    "See me stuff up my mouth
    and get votes from the South,
    While these hookers all tend to my meat!"

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    Sean Spicer
    Trump's paranoid news splicer,
    Is searching out leaks,
    Through warrant-less cell-phone-use peeks.

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    Donald J Trump
    Is a serious chump
    Mockery in verse is my plan
    But for some reason the number of words on the last line seems to be far more than I expected which is a dreadful shame because I really wanted the finished verse to scan

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    Donald J Trump
    Lost a large clump
    Of his wig hair
    On the airstair

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    Commander in Chief
    Lacks trouser meat
    To make up for small dukes
    He ordered more nukes

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    President Trump,
    Translators are stumped:
    Can't translate you to French
    'Cause your speech is nonsense.

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    Il Douche
    Tells the "truth"
    Also bought stocks
    In flameproof jocks

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    Trumpy Dumpty promised a wall
    Trumpy Dumpty lied to you all
    all the billionaires, fascists & corporate conmen
    tricked the racists to cut all their taxes again.

    Tinkle, Tinkle, Donald Trump
    Tiny hands with little stumps
    Way up in your tower high
    Putin's puppet in the sky.
    Tinkle, Tinkle, Donald Trump
    Making America Russia's chump.

    That Trump is a pitiful lump,
    If I could, I would give him a thump.
    He's mean and he's vile,
    A brown steaming pile,
    A 'pol' we should definitely dump.

    (Copied from a John Fugelsang FB post)
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    You submit to tyranny when you renounce truth. - Timothy Snyder

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