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    A new religion!

    Okay! I have decided to create a new religion.

    We will now start worshipping BACON!

    Over the next few days I will develop the symbol somehow, but what I envisage is a pigs head, with a halo of pork crackling, and underneath it will be a wreath of crisp streaky bacon!

    I know my brother, and at least one teacher aide at my school will join me!

    Would you?

    You wouldn’t have to go to church! However, you would have to consume the flesh of bacon and give thanks to the poor piggie that gave up its life for it!

    Instead of church, regular meetings where the consumption of bacon, and other pork products, are a must, as well as appropriate beverages!

    How many of you would join such a religion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmbteach View Post
    We will now start worshipping BACON!
    Start?

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    Forget the bacon, just give me the crackling! (Does that mean I'm a Nonconformist?)

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    I worship chocolate stout beer with marijuana as one of the ingredients.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer With Straw View Post
    I worship chocolate stout beer with marijuana as one of the ingredients.
    You should at least get rid of that plastic straw, once and for all. It's choking the sea animals.

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    Can't say I'd join cuz I'm not a joiner, but I know I wanna make the maple cured applewood smoked bacon in my fridge now. -_- I had bacon last week, though. Like, all week, cuz it's just me, and my cat doesn't like people foods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gmbteach View Post
    We will now start worshipping BACON!
    Start?
    Okay., yes, I realise we have all been worshiping the tasty goodness of pork products for years! Isn’t it about time it was formalised?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4321lynx View Post
    Forget the bacon, just give me the crackling! (Does that mean I'm a Nonconformist?)
    Nope. Still a pork product, and, IMO, the next best thing to bacon itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer With Straw View Post
    I worship chocolate stout beer with marijuana as one of the ingredients.
    Sorry, you must now be decapitated by a suicide bomber who will be promised 73 virgins (if they can be found) serving them unlimited bacon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolphinDynasty View Post
    Can't say I'd join cuz I'm not a joiner, but I know I wanna make the maple cured applewood smoked bacon in my fridge now. -_- I had bacon last week, though. Like, all week, cuz it's just me, and my cat doesn't like people foods.
    You don’t have to ‘join’, just enjoy the benefits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmbteach View Post
    All hail the Bacon God!

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    Bippity Boppity Bacon!

    The high priest of Bacon...


    ITMFA

    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    You submit to tyranny when you renounce truth. - Timothy Snyder

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    Bippity Boppity Bacon!

    The high priest of Bacon...


    I didn't know I would qualify as such a fundamentalist in another religion as beer.

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