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Thread: Florida Schools Ordered By Law To Display ‘In God We Trust’ Signs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly_Penguin View Post
    "In God We Trust"???

    Why would you trust God? You know he's going to screw you over....
    "screw"?

    Jesus was NAILED to a cross. No screws.

    See, anyone can take an expression apart and kill it with a dictionary, one word at a time.

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    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...822-story.html

    Some school solutions to this requirement are to post decals or framed pictures of the State Seal of Florida. It has 'In God We Trust' on the seal.

    Technically legal, but nicely downplays the significance of the motto...

    Of course, this seal was already on the flags flying over the schools during any school shooting in the last decade, so we can see how well that trust has been earned.

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    The good news is that since ordering this, there have been no school shootings in Florida because they finally put god back in school.

    Or something like that.

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    As of May, Florida teachers can be licensed to keep a firearm in their classroom. So...In God We Trust, as long as teacher is packin' and Mom bought me a bullet-proof backpack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    As of May, Florida teachers can be licensed to keep a firearm in their classroom. So...In God We Trust, as long as teacher is packin' and Mom bought me a bullet-proof backpack?
    In God We Trust, all others will be graded.

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    The Chinese are soon going to run the world....maybe living in an ant colony society won't be so bad after all....

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    I dunno. The Chosen One told us that winning the trade war will be easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Higgins View Post
    The good news is that since ordering this, there have been no school shootings in Florida because they finally put god back in school.

    Or something like that.
    The major hurricane on its way there now says differently.

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    Mar-a-Lago golfers, pin your blood type to your sun visors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    As of May, Florida teachers can be licensed to keep a firearm in their classroom. So...In God We Trust, as long as teacher is packin' and Mom bought me a bullet-proof backpack?
    That's a thing.... You can buy a bullet proof backpack (Advertised for school children) on Amazon for about $250.

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