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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    No matter how stupid you feel, remember that Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are repeatedly forced to relive their own death.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    Filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    The seventh day, and I’m getting really pissed off. Yeah, five gold (plated?) rings sound nice, but what in the glorious fuck am I supposed to do with 23 god damn birds?!

    And what in the heck am I supposed to think with him giving ‘me’ eight maids a milking?! We have one cow. Yeah, eight young teenaged maids, the cheating creep!

    And oh goody, now I have a bunch of piping and drumming and leaping (leaping?!) to go with all the chirping and squawking and bird shit!

    Should have married that Jehovah Witness.

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    HBO has announced that Season 8 of Game of Thrones will be rereleased with Kings Landing shooting first.

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