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    Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.
    Shut up and get in the car, Zipr, we're going to the Lake.

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    Holy shit, I did not type that.
    Seriously, I didn't make the turkeys comment. Somebody, somehow, some way, broke into my account and typed that.
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    A hotdog is pureed meat inside another animal's intestine.
    Which means a hotdog continues being a hotdog after we eat it. We just become the casing for an entirely new hotdog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    A hotdog is pureed meat inside another animal's intestine.
    Which means a hotdog continues being a hotdog after we eat it. We just become the casing for an entirely new hotdog.
    Seems to me that we then become the hot dog.

    How's that for some zen shit?
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    A hotdog is pureed meat inside another animal's intestine.
    Which means a hotdog continues being a hotdog after we eat it. We just become the casing for an entirely new hotdog.
    Seems to me that we then become the hot dog.

    How's that for some zen shit?
    Pretty zen, because by its becoming zen shit, we cease to be the hot dog.

    But until it becomes zen shit, are we the hotdog? What is the sound of one arsecheek farting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bilby View Post
    prettytty zen, because by its becoming zen shit, we cease to be the hot dog.
    Do we? What's that line from Beverley Hills Cop? Let me look....
    Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
    Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
    Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.
    Maybe we exist as eternal hotdogs. Until cleansed in prep for a colonoscopy, anyway....then we start over....

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    "I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain."

    --James Baldwin


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Brown View Post
    "I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain."

    --James Baldwin

    These are supposed to be funny. Not depressing

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLD View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by James Brown View Post
    "I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain."

    --James Baldwin

    These are supposed to be funny. Not depressing
    Funny how depressing the truth is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elixir View Post
    Funny how depressing the truth is...
    Truth is like poetry.

    People fucking hate poetry.

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