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    Profound Thoughts

    Whomever came up with pockets in sweat pants is a genius.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    If some people spoke to their friends the way they speak to their children, they wouldn't have any friends.

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    In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is probably under psychiatric care, for visions of things he has no words to describe. Clouds, stars, moon, sun, lightning, lightning bugs... and why he doesn't want to go down in the cellar....

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    Think of how stupid the average person is; and half the people are even stupider than that.
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    Where did the seedless grape come from?
    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells, are within you. - Joseph Campbell

    Not so much humor but I like finding opportunities to interject this quote into conversation.

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    Is this not enough? This blessed sip of life, is it not enough?

    Also not so much humor but I love it.

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    My favourite Dave Matthews Band quote:

    I was there when the bear ate his head, thought it was a candy. Everyone goes in the end.

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