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    We sometimes play, "What superpower would you like to have?"

    But with my luck, i'd get teleportation and/or time travel, but STILL have this brain that cannot remember "I am going to the kitchen for a soda' for the time it takes to go to the kitchen.

    So, there's me in Ford's Theater, wondering why the fuck I brought a gun to a production of Our American Cousin.

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    A skeptic isn’t certain that anyone else is right, while a cynic is certain that everyone else is wrong

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    I went down to the paint store to get thinner.

    It didn't work.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Kinky is using a feather.

    Perverted is using the whole chicken.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    Roses are red, when
    They bloom at least, dear.
    Beware werewolf Jesus,
    There's a full moon this Easter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Roses are red, when
    They bloom at least, dear.
    Beware werewolf Jesus,
    There's a full moon this Easter.
    There's almost never a full moon at Easter. Easter falls on the first Sunday AFTER the "Paschal full moon", which is an ecclesiastical epoch based on the timing of the observation of the new moon, that can be up to two days different from the astronomical full moon. But only when the "Paschal full moon" falls on a date one or two days before an astronomical full moon, AND one of those days is a Sunday, can Easter coincide with a full moon.

    This year Easter is about a week after the astronomical full moon, so not particularly close to full at all.

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    Women get upset when men don't lower the toilet seat... shouldn't they instead be pleased that men raise the toilet seat before pissing.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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