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    A friend who's kid got leukemia as a teenager and got over it, has the online handle "Dying Man". Ouch. That's so damn dark. He got it when he literally was dying.

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    If you fart in space you move forward.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    If you fart in space you move forward.
    No, you just stink up your space suit. If you're not contained in a space suit, you're already dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elixir View Post
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    If you fart in space you move forward.
    No, you just stink up your space suit. If you're not contained in a space suit, you're already dead.
    Hey, I got it from Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrZoidberg View Post
    A friend who's kid got leukemia as a teenager and got over it, has the online handle "Dying Man". Ouch. That's so damn dark. He got it when he literally was dying.
    Yeah, one of the boys I look after (because he lost his mother at age 3) was being particularly lazy one day, aged six. I said "What did your last slave die of?

    "Cancer."


    Well played, sir. Well played.

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    My wife's younger sister died of leukemia when my wife was a young teenager. Her parents never talked to her about what was going on but she knew it was serious. Then came the day the hearse pulled up to take her dead sister away. Still no explanation. This has fucked her up to this day.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Society progresses one funeral at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
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    If you fart in space you move forward.
    No, you just stink up your space suit. If you're not contained in a space suit, you're already dead.
    Hey, I got it from Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
    You mean I just pwned Neil DeGrasse Tyson??

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    The best thing you can do for the future generation is get yo old washed-up ass out of the way.

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