I have proof for the existence of God!

[Underseer]

The existence of country and western "music" proves that god exists, that He hates us all, and He wants us all to suffer as much as possible before we die.

Go ahead and refute my logic if you dare.

[DrZoidberg]

The existence of country and western "music" proves that god exists, that He hates us all, and He wants us all to suffer as much as possible before we die.

Go ahead and refute my logic if you dare.

Dolly Parton has big boobs = no God.

[Politesse]

Clearly you are off your rocker.

[Keith&Co.]

Clearly you are off your rocker.

But he's probably going to roll with it.

[T.G.G. Moogly]

The existence of country and western "music" proves that god exists, that He hates us all, and He wants us all to suffer as much as possible before we die.

Go ahead and refute my logic if you dare.

I think you will feel better when you're sober.

[Underseer]

The existence of country and western "music" proves that god exists, that He hates us all, and He wants us all to suffer as much as possible before we die.

Go ahead and refute my logic if you dare.

I think you will feel better when you're sober.

Are you suggesting that country & western music is not evidence for the existence of god?

But there is no possible other explanation for the existence of country & western "music." Only a divine being could create something that awful.

[Keith&Co.]

But there is no possible other explanation for the existence of country & western "music." Only a divine being could create something that awful.

In the Spellsinger series, it was attributed to demons. The turnabouts were the clear sign.

Hard work brings poverty, love brings betrayal, True Love is a harbinger of death, patriotism leads to dying on foreign soil, and professional truckers stack the chickens up just a little higher than the bottom of the underpass...

[Underseer]

But there is no possible other explanation for the existence of country & western "music." Only a divine being could create something that awful.

In the Spellsinger series, it was attributed to demons. The turnabouts were the clear sign.

Hard work brings poverty, love brings betrayal, True Love is a harbinger of death, patriotism leads to dying on foreign soil, and professional truckers stack the chickens up just a little higher than the bottom of the underpass...

Obvious propaganda! An all-powerful being is the only possible explanation for the existence of country & western "music." Mere demons aren't capable of creating that much awfulness. Both omnipotence and omniscience would be required for this.

[Opoponax]

There really is some great country music. I won't get into what I think is great country music though because that's inappropriate in this forum.

All genres have horrible products. That doesn't mean all genres are horrible though. People now like to trash 80s metal, but it wasn't all hair and spandex. It was undergirded with a drive towards technical expertise. Listen to Warrant--the musicianship is fucking excellent and many of their songs had really complex structure.

I happen to think L'l Wayne is un-fucking-listenable and cannot fathom why people listen to that shit. But they do. And I find it to be an argument for the lack of a loving god because if such a god gave a damn about us, he wouldn't allow such things to exist. But that's just me and means nothing to Li'l Wayne fans.

[ideologyhunter]

God found my car keys for me. They were under a newspaper with the Thousand Oaks shooting story.