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    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    God found my car keys for me. They were under a newspaper with the Thousand Oaks shooting story.
    Even better evidence for god - I am not trapped in the wild fires in California. God had me live around 2,500 miles away from that mess.

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    But...2500? Would that mean God put you in Boston during the Snowpocalyse last year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    But...2500? Would that mean God put you in Boston during the Snowpocalyse last year?
    No but he did slam me with Hurricane Matthew. I musta pissied him off somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    God found my car keys for me. They were under a newspaper with the Thousand Oaks shooting story.
    Even better evidence for god - I am not trapped in the wild fires in California. God had me live around 2,500 miles away from that mess.
    But... someone will find an unharmed Bible/Crucifix/bit-of-wood-framing-shaped-vaguely-like-a-cross somewhere among the burnt remains of Paradise and one hundred of its former citizens. Don't you want to be there to witness the miracle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Politesse View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    God found my car keys for me. They were under a newspaper with the Thousand Oaks shooting story.
    Even better evidence for god - I am not trapped in the wild fires in California. God had me live around 2,500 miles away from that mess.
    But... someone will find an unharmed Bible/Crucifix/bit-of-wood-framing-shaped-vaguely-like-a-cross somewhere among the burnt remains of Paradise and one hundred of its former citizens. Don't you want to be there to witness the miracle?
    Sure. If God kills a hundred toddlers in a burning orphanage, but saves one of the crucifixes, that's evidence of his power and benevolence.

    As others have pointed out, no matter what happens, it's viewed as supporting evidence for the conclusion.


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    Hypothesis: God was farted into existence by a giant space goat. The Goat created God, and God created everything else, therefore everything is evidence for the space goat.

    And that's kind of the rub, isn't it? Because the space goat explains everything, how can we disprove the space goat? No evidence can possibly disprove the space goat because of how I defined the space goat. Explaining everything explains nothing if explaining everything makes your claim non-falsifiable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underseer View Post
    The existence of country and western "music" proves that god exists, that He hates us all, and He wants us all to suffer as much as possible before we die.

    Go ahead and refute my logic if you dare.
    ok. 21% of the US reports Country music is there favorite, which is the largest segment. second is Rock at only 18%.
    I read somewhere that Rap is passing Rock in popularity, but that is only with a specific age group. If that becomes the case across all age groups, then I guess you're right... god does hate us.

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    Every time I hear a country song it almost always references drinking beer or pretty women. What's the deal with that?
    Do human beings have free will? I can't decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenesisNemesis View Post
    Every time I hear a country song it almost always references drinking beer or pretty women. What's the deal with that?
    You got something against beer and pretty women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GenesisNemesis View Post
    Every time I hear a country song it almost always references drinking beer or pretty women. What's the deal with that?
    You got something against beer and pretty women?
    I guess I don't.
    Do human beings have free will? I can't decide.

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    I was told as a child that if you listen to Heavy Metal, you will go to hell... proof was that if you play the album backwards, you can hear Satan and you will be cursed for life.
    If you play Country music backwards, you get a new job, a new girlfriend, your bum knee stops hurting, and your dog finally comes back home.

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