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    Actual Conversation I Had at my Brother's House and It Ain't Even Turkey Day Yet.

    Brother: Honor thy mother and father. That's in the scripture
    Me: You know what else is in the scripture? You can't eat shrimp
    Bother: No, that ain't in there.
    Me: Want me to show you?
    Brother: You got a broke book.
    I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AthenaAwakened View Post
    Brother: Honor thy mother and father. That's in the scripture
    Me: You know what else is in the scripture? You can't eat shrimp
    Bother: No, that ain't in there.
    Me: Want me to show you?
    Brother: You got a broke book.
    Then we go straight to the Christain Bookstore, and you can SHOW me the version that doesn't have that scripture....
    Satire. It's 2020, satire is dead. It's hide is tanned and flies as a flag overhead. We don't know whether to salute it or kneel, but either way it's going to piss SOMEBODY right the hell off.

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    Better dump it on broke book mountain.

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    Yeah, but Jeebus died so we could eat scrimps. But he still wants us to be ornery to our father and mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AthenaAwakened View Post
    Brother: Honor thy mother and father. That's in the scripture
    Me: You know what else is in the scripture? You can't eat shrimp
    Bother: No, that ain't in there.
    Me: Want me to show you?
    Brother: You got a broke book.
    Just wait until you show him the part that gives instructions on the right and wrong way to beat your slaves to death.

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