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Thread: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.

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    "I'm really exited about this and can start immediately."

    "I think I'm a perfect fit to fill this for you."

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    I didn't think you were allowed to ask if I was gay?

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    Are there any other slots you need me to fill?

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    This position is perfect for me.

    My lack of experience will allow you to teach me how you want things done.

    This is my dream job.

    I can work alone, but I do best as part of a group.

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    This place fits me like a glove.
    It feels like a good fit.
    Please, please, oh please.... I'm desperate I really need it.
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    "I'm pretty flexible when it comes to that"
    "I always keep my area clean"
    "i'm pretty good at both giving and following directions"

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    If I might ask, does this pay well?

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    Yes, I believe that my degree in philosophy is relevant to this appointment. Let me explain...

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    I'm Batman!

    ...because 9 times out of ten, in both settings, you get identical responses. Like, you're asked to leave.
    Or, 'how did you get in here?'
    Or 'Is that MY cape?'

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