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    Name something better than sex

    This was a recent meme spreading around the internet. Typically people would name their favorite food or movie or TV show.

    The best response though was when someone mentioned "direct deposit." Really, that is the best thing in the history of the entire world.

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    Getting to keep all the money you've saved and all the stuff you've bought.
    Leaving the free clinic with a clean bill of health.
    Waiting a week and a half to launder the sheets.
    No need for moaning practice.
    No headboard bruises.
    No elbow-crushed hair.
    Nothing with some of my facial features screeching all day about some goddamned video game player it must have.

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    Make-up sex

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    Sex with yur mom.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    Sex with ZiprHead's mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    Sex with yur mom.
    Your mom is with yur mom.


    Better than sex? Um... your kid comes home after his first job performance review and says you were right all along.

    Waking up to the doc saying the colonoscopy went so well you don't have to go thru that again for the maximum permissible time.

    The wife apologizes out of the blue for being bitchy all week, says you were right all along, and you won the fight you never noticed you were having.

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    Sex can be good or bad, but the feeling of "happiness" is related to satisfaction...

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    Imagining Donald Trump get impeached, indicted, tried, convicted, divorced from, losing all his money, and going to jail---all in the remainder of 2019. Although part of me still would still rather see him getting defeated in a clear blue landslide re-election (failed) attempt in 2020, just as a big FUCK YOU to him. And the rest of the GOP getting dragged down to defeat with him.
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    Food!

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