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    Sea Monster Spotted On Pier In South Haven Michigan

    https://www.facebook.com/tim.wenzel....6803071341907/

    The "Lake Ness" monster being washed over the south pier during the gale on 6-13-2019 lol. But really, what the heck is it?

    (View video on YouTube)
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    Mutant sea lamprey?

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    Longish strip of rubber from a shipping vessel.

    *sigh*

    Or a Mishibizhiw carcass. I guess. If so, don't touch it.

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    Yeah, there is not enough detail to make any sense of it but it looks like it could be a rubber rub rail some ship lost, a section of black fire hose, etc... or Nessy is on vacation in Michigan and strangely seems not capable of figuring out how to keep from being banged against the pier by swimming away.

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    There was a report of a huge monster in the Delaware River, turned out it was Trump swimming.

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    Anything is an inexplicable monster, as long as you're sufficiently bad at explaining things.

    In the same way that any object that flies is a UFO as long as you're sufficiently bad at identifying things.

    "I don't know, therefore I conclude X" is the least compelling form of argument in history. Bizarrely, it seems to also be one of the most popular.

    'It's not clear what it is, therefore it's a sea monster'.

    'I can't identify this flying object, therefore it's visitors from another planet'.

    'I can't think of an easy way he could have found out this information about my family, therefore he must be able to converse with my dead relatives'.

    'This tale describes things that are physically impossible, therefore it's describing a miracle worker'.

    It's a very odd way of failing to understand the world.

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    Well I'm sold. I mean, sure... it only moves with the waves, but I'm not letting that stop me for speculating that it is a monster.

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    Yeah, I know it's stupid. Didn't stop our state news service from running with it.

    https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/v...uth-haven.html

    Which is where I originally saw it.
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    The headline reads, “Video captures ‘sea monster’ swimming near pier in South Haven.”

    It never even crossed my mind they had a video that captures a sea monster. Had the headline read something like, “Video captures sea monster swimming near pier in South Haven[,]” then I’d of been a little more skeptical.

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