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    Bishop Claims That A Fetus Becomes Gay If The Mother Has Enjoyed Anal Sex While Pregnant

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/26/gay-p...says-10464758/
    Church of Cyprus bishop Neophytos Masouras has claimed women enjoying anal sex while pregnant is the reason that gay people exist. Speaking at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, he claimed that the enjoyment the mother experiences transfers to the foetus, making the child gay.

    In a video translated by Metro.co.uk translators, he said: “It happens during the parent’s intercourse or pregnancy. It follows an abnormal sexual act between the parents. To be more clear, anal sex. Saint Porfyrios says that when the woman likes that, a desire is born, and then the desire is passed on to the child.”

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    I think this dude watches too much porn. And how are these demented zealots so unaware of their obsession with gay sex? The world sees you, you pathetic closet homophobic homosexual.
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    Ironically Cypriots are the highest educated group in the EU.

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    Well we all know that if she looks at a striped or ringed pattern on the ceiling while being impregnated the kid will be born with stripes or rings. This stands to reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atheos View Post
    Well we all know that if she looks at a striped or ringed pattern on the ceiling while being impregnated the kid will be born with stripes or rings. This stands to reason.
    Yeah, but that was during conception.
    This would only work the same way if Mom got pregnant during anal sex.
    But if this does work, how to explain twins where only one is gay?

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    Twins, where one is gay? That happens generally when one twin is delivered breech style, and the other, not. Trust me, having someone's junk in your face at a formative stage imprints the behavior.
    Love that this bishop really wants to get into a discussion of back door affairs. I'm referring him to the google search term, 'vicar with potato up his bum' for a real-life explication of how the clergy do things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    Twins, where one is gay? That happens generally when one twin is delivered breech style, and the other, not. Trust me, having someone's junk in your face at a formative stage imprints the behavior.
    Then wouldn't all babies born through mommy's 'junk' be either straight men or lesbians?

    My gay son was born normally. His straight twin was Caesarian.

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    But I'm speaking strictly from medical evidence, not from irony or satire on a snarky website.

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    So, the clear lesson here is to make sure she doesn't enjoy the anal sex. If she is subjected to unpleasant anal sex, then the baby will be born super-duper straight.

    Wow, a theory that is both homophobic and pro anal rape. That is really something the conservatives can get behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Atheos View Post
    Well we all know that if she looks at a striped or ringed pattern on the ceiling while being impregnated the kid will be born with stripes or rings. This stands to reason.
    Yeah, but that was during conception.
    This would only work the same way if Mom got pregnant during anal sex.
    But if this does work, how to explain twins where only one is gay?
    She only HALF liked it! Duh!

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