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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
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    Don't despair, there's an alternative explanation and a cure for the Gay.

    Here

    An academic in Kuwait has claimed in a television interview that gay men have a worm in their anus that 'feeds on semen' and that she has found a cure for homosexuality.

    This bizarre and completely false statement was made by Mariam Al-Sohel, who is reportedly an anti-gay and anti-lesbian researcher in the Middle Eastern country, who believes there are four genders - 'male, female, feminine gay men and butch lesbians'.
    During a discussion on Scope TV, a broadcaster based in Kuwait City, she claimed that the cure, which is based around 'therapeutic suppositories', is inspired by Islamic prophecies and is all based on science.
    So, basically, his solution is to stick his finger up people's asses and feel around trying to find a worm?
    "Her" solution. Other than that, though, yeah. Gaaaaaaaay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
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    Saint Porfyrios says that when the woman likes that, a desire is born, and then the desire is passed on to the child.”
    Ah, so he's just repeating what Porphyrios said. Who was a hieromonk,
    known for his gifts of spiritual discernment, a type of clairvoyance which he sometimes called "spiritual television."
    I kinda wanna know what spiritual channels this guy was watching to figure out how anal sex influenced the fetus...
    I'm gonna guess....Pornhub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lugubert View Post
    Don't despair, there's an alternative explanation and a cure for the Gay.

    Here

    An academic in Kuwait has claimed in a television interview that gay men have a worm in their anus that 'feeds on semen' and that she has found a cure for homosexuality.

    This bizarre and completely false statement was made by Mariam Al-Sohel, who is reportedly an anti-gay and anti-lesbian researcher in the Middle Eastern country, who believes there are four genders - 'male, female, feminine gay men and butch lesbians'.
    During a discussion on Scope TV, a broadcaster based in Kuwait City, she claimed that the cure, which is based around 'therapeutic suppositories', is inspired by Islamic prophecies and is all based on science.
    So, basically, his solution is to stick his finger up people's asses and feel around trying to find a worm?
    Here is the one inside Milo Yiannopoulos

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    Self-replicating trend then, if you think about it. The closet is a lonely place, and we all look the same from behind.

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    Er, I'm pret' sure I could tell Trump's dumper from JLo's -- and in the dark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Politesse View Post
    Self-replicating trend then, if you think about it. The closet is a lonely place, and we all look the same from behind.
    Not this guy.




    He'd be well served to stay out of prison. Unless of course he's into that sort of thing, which ... well ... wouldn't be too surprised. NTTAWWT.

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    Of course he's right. He has to be right, after all, he's a Bishop. A Bishop is closer to the ultimate source of all knowledge, God, a veritable spokesman for the Almighty, the Creator of the Universe, no less, which makes him smarter than any scientist...never mind the rest of us.

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    A priest is even closer to God, because of all the sacraments he performs. He acts In persona Christi, i.e., he acts as Christ and as God. They are acting directly through him. Until you rent Spotlight.

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    Doesn't really matter how close to god THIS guy is, he's quoting a saint.

    I don't know why anyone would want to be the patron saint of anal sex, but there we are....
    There may be no meaning to this world, but that does not mean that what I do is meaningless.
    -Mark Lawrence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Doesn't really matter how close to god THIS guy is, he's quoting a saint.

    I don't know why anyone would want to be the patron saint of anal sex, but there we are....
    Hey, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it. If a man needs a little bit of divine intervention to get his wife to agree to the kinky stuff, you don't need to bother upper management with those sorts of requests and you need some mid level guys to handle altering her neural pathways so that she'll be amenable to the suggestion.

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