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    The invention of:

    The invention of: spears

    I wanna stab that guy but I don’t want his icky blood on me


    The invention of: archery

    I wanna stab that guy but he’s way over there


    The invention of: Ballista

    I wanna stab that guy but he’s hiding behind a cow
    See also, The invention of: Kebabs

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    The invention of: camouflage

    I’m gonna wear tree coverings so I can sneak up on deer so I can wear deer coverings

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    The invention of: counting

    One, two, three…

    What are you doing?

    I’m pretending that my fingers are rabbits. That means we caught this many rabbits.

    (long pause) Okay, but when you go to eat one, I wanna watch.

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    The invention of doors.

    "Hey, I don't like it when animals come into my house and eat my kids"

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    The invention of: Houses

    I want a cave, but not so close to the mountain.

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    Horseback riding:

    I need to get over there in a hurry.

    Cavalry:

    I wanna stab that guy in a hurry.

    Horse archery:

    I wanna stab that guy in such a hurry that I don't even have time to go over there.

    Chariots:

    I want someone else to drive.

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    "I wanna stab a guy."
    "Hey, so do I!"
    "Me, too!"
    "Yeah, me, too."
    "Okay, shall we all stab each other?"
    "Um... No, that's not as fun. I wanna stab strangers."
    "Let's all go look for strangers to stab, then."

    Invention: Infantry.

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    The invention of: Berserks
    "I wanna stab somebody! ANYBODY! Just... Just... STABBY!"

    The invention of: Surgery
    I wanna stab somebody, but I want them to ask me to do it to them.

    The invention of: Dentistry
    I wanna stab somebody in the gums... While I can look them in the eye...

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    "And on this wall, I drew you killing the wolf."
    "That's me!"
    "I know."
    "I killed the wolf!"
    "We all know."
    "But... There are two hands of hunters. How will new people know that was me, not some other hunter?"
    "Well, it's a drawing OF YOU."
    "But it looks like everyone else."
    "Okay... how about I paint your name up there so everyone will know it's you?"
    "You... You can paint the sound of my name?"

    Invention: writing

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