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    God: Okay, I want you to go down to Earth now and make sure it's stable and ready for the animals.
    Angels: Aye, sir; but how do we get down there?
    God: Oy.

    Invention of angels' wings.
    If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library. - Frank Zappa

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    I want the worst of mankind to ooze out in a spectacle of flat out unadulterated stupidity.

    Invention of the Comments section

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    Oga: I spent all day traveling 12 miles to gather all these tasteless gourds! They're heavy and now my back hurts. There must be a better way!
    Org: Me think of something.

    Invention of the wheelbarrow.

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    "When Ugg look into fire, Ugg see dead grandma dancing."
    "Ugg stupid."

    The Invention of woo and the invention of skepticism.

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    Ancient Native American hunters chase the last herd of American horses into a blind canyon and proceed to slaughter them.

    Invention of man made extinction.

    White men riding on horseback easily overcome Native American populations.

    Invention of Irony 'or' the "Why the hell didn't we think of that!?!" moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrzyphl View Post
    Oga: I spent all day traveling 12 miles to gather all these tasteless gourds! They're heavy and now my back hurts. There must be a better way!
    Org: Me think of something.

    Invention of the wheelbarrow.
    Mrs. Oga: Why you bring me tasteless gourds, moron? Me need something to hit you head!"

    - invention of the cast iron frying pan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elixir View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrzyphl View Post
    Oga: I spent all day traveling 12 miles to gather all these tasteless gourds! They're heavy and now my back hurts. There must be a better way!
    Org: Me think of something.

    Invention of the wheelbarrow.
    Mrs. Oga: Why you bring me tasteless gourds, moron? Me need something to hit you head!"

    - invention of the cast iron frying pan
    No, Oga already have pan.
    Invention: multi-use tools

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    "No, Mom, i don't want or need to be fixed up with a daughter of your knitting friends."
    "Oh, shoo, what's the worst that can happen?"
    Invention: restraining orders

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    Wife: Hon, does my butt look big in this dress?

    Invention of divorce.
    If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library. - Frank Zappa

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    There isn't enough gnashing of teeth or hair loss or stomach ulcers...

    Invention of literally anything by IT.

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