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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.
    Not even if you’d paid thousands for a boob job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurtinbuckaroo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.
    Not even if you’d paid thousands for a boob job?
    I don't think they'd let me do FBM seminars if i had a boob job... although, you are right, if ispent that kind of money, i would want comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.


    What if you had a brand new T-Rex costume to show off?

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    I dunno, I once watched an entire episode of Duck Dynasty on a hotel television. It wasn't great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bilby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.


    What if you had a brand new T-Rex costume to show off?
    They wouldn't let me wesr it thru security.... because tge other security office wouldn't let me take my security pic wearing it.
    They said, "But then you'd have to wear the suit any time you entered a secure area."
    Well, duh. Did you have a point to make, here?

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    I know you did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funcouple View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    I used to deliver lost luggage for the airlines. I had a japanese guy answer the door to his motel room in just his tighty whities.
    ok maybe I am the only one that wants to know, did it go any further? and would you have let it go further?
    Nope, I woke him up to take the bag. Probably trying to recover from jet lag.

    It was an interesting job. I got to meet people from all over the world.
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