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    I was traveling alone from Amsterdam to San Francisco at the tender age of 16. Things got screwed up on the second leg and I had to lay over in New York. Two flight attendants asked if I wanted to share their hotel room - which of course I did. (Back then they hired almost exclusively for looks.)
    I barely got any sleep...

    ... but nothing happened. Probably for the best, as no doubt I'd have been scarred for life.

    I did get initiated into the mile high club some years later, by another flight attendant...

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    One time, at Band Camp, we weren't supposed to have a pillow fight, but we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toni View Post
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    I used to deliver lost luggage for the airlines. I had a japanese guy answer the door to his motel room in just his tighty whities.
    To be fair, the airline lost his luggage.
    And I didn’t really see how that read until after two rep comments and a good night’s sleep. Now I can’t un-see it. Not suggesting anything along the lines of compensation for lost luggage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.
    Looks like Keith&Co.s account has been hacked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paladin.oa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.
    Looks like Keith&Co.s account has been hacked!
    Well, igot at least a couple of cheap laughs out of th at post....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmbteach View Post
    Wildest thing that happened to me was four Warriors (a football team from New Zealand) were banging on my door at about 3 am looking for their mate! They were celebrating a win over the Cowboys. They were nice guys, and believed me when I said I didn’t have their mate.
    He tried calling out to them for help, but you had him gagged.

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    I once found myself alone in a hotel room in Winnipeg and I was feeling kind of lonely so I got out the Gideon's bible and masturbated to the Song of Solomon.
    Is it stuffy in here, or is it just me?

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    Try Ruth next time. Just remember, "feet" is a KJV euphemism for genitals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atheos View Post
    Try Ruth next time.
    I knew a Ruth once...

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