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    Lock and load, ladies.

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    So, the entire supervisory element went off to a meeting, leaving me and the other nerd alone in chat. The conversation developed to where we proved that paperwork will survive the eventual crushing of the universe, and the only thing to come out of the monobloc will be a form for registering our new universe with the makers. Also, Dark Matter is probably red tape from previous realities.
    Suddenly, supervisor enters, 'this is what you guys do when left alone in Teams? Surprised you didn't start a role playing game.'

    Nerd1 typed, "cannot find the dice roll function for the chat."
    Saw "[supervisor] is typing."
    I added, "Math rocks go clacky clack!"






    He stopped typing. For, like, half an hour.

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    Speaking of cannibalism, and you know who you are,

    So, a problem was resolved.
    Someone in chat declared 'There was much rejoicing.'
    Someone else asked if we could still eat the minstrels.
    I said no, as none of us could carry a tune.
    My boss was shocked. "Eating WHAT?!!?"
    So, we explained it was a scene out of Monty Python's Holy Grail. She was horrified. She's never seen Python, but her kid likes Holy Grail. All kinds of pissed off, no one told her, that sort of thing happens, fucking British weirdos, etc.. Really, though, cannibalism is not that outrageous for the Python's. Tried to explain this. Did not calm her down.
    Turns out, after much back and forth, that what she HEARD was not Minstrel, but Menstrual.

    Oh. Um, no, think 'bard,' not 'shark week.'

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