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    I am going to tell my coworkers, tomorrow, that i have kept my wife naked for 24/7.
    She knows this, and works in the same office.
    She is going to grudgingly tell them it is true - i stole all the bathroom towels during her shower yesterday.

    On Saturday, the 24th of July.

    Five god-damned minutes of nudity, threats and giggling. Well, one of us issued threats, one giggled.

    Only one was nude, though i did offer solidarity... It was rejected in favor of a request that i come within arm's reach.

    So she could kiss me because it was such a good joke. Ha, and ha.

    I felt that closeness was contraindicated by the very short interval between the profanity and the more saccharine tone of voice.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    This...speaks to me. It really does.

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    YouTube recommended a video entitled:
    Enjoying A 17 Year Old Sandwich?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by George S View Post
    YouTube recommended a video entitled:
    Enjoying A 17 Year Old Sandwich?!
    Better wait one year until it's legal. You think the sandwich will wait you if you go to jail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjay View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by George S View Post
    YouTube recommended a video entitled:
    Enjoying A 17 Year Old Sandwich?!
    Better wait one year until it's legal. You think the sandwich will wait you if you go to jail?
    Depends on the jurisdiction. In some places, the age of condiment is 16.

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    Two coworkers somewhere in the company got married. I'm not sure how they actually reached the conclusion they did, but she didn't want to change her name to his after the marriage, and he didn't want to change to her name... So they both filed to change to a completely new name they picked.
    Now my manager doesn't ever remember the new name and refers to Mark as 'Name Change Guy.'

    Now i'm tempted to change my name legally. To 'I Changed My Name.'

    "I changed my name!"
    "Really? What to?"
    "I Changed My Name."
    "I know... But what to?"
    "I Changed My Name."
    "God damn it, WHAT TO?"
    "I Changed My Name."

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    Who's on first?

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