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    My company just published a reminder that certain things are prohibited in the spaces.
    Seems that Facilities personnel have noticed some heating pads, space heaters, coffee pots, all of which need specific permission before bringing into the offices. And, you know, fine. I'm okay with needing to show a medical necessity to have a space heater or whatever.

    But the list also includes
    o Grills (gas, electric, charcoal, or other)
    .

    I'm fascinated by the story behind why someone had to WRITE DOWN that you shouldn't bring fire rocks into work to set them on fire on or near the desk. Plus, I've never WANTED a grill in my cubicle.

    At least, i didn't. now that i know it's prohibited, i know right where i'd put the hibachi.... I also can smell the steak cooking. Dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    My company just published a reminder that certain things are prohibited in the spaces.
    Seems that Facilities personnel have noticed some heating pads, space heaters, coffee pots, all of which need specific permission before bringing into the offices. And, you know, fine. I'm okay with needing to show a medical necessity to have a space heater or whatever.

    But the list also includes
    o Grills (gas, electric, charcoal, or other)
    .

    I'm fascinated by the story behind why someone had to WRITE DOWN that you shouldn't bring fire rocks into work to set them on fire on or near the desk. Plus, I've never WANTED a grill in my cubicle.

    At least, i didn't. now that i know it's prohibited, i know right where i'd put the hibachi.... I also can smell the steak cooking. Dammit.
    I'm going to guess someone brought an electric grill for a party.

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