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    Some voice to text software I'm working with just turned "very fancy" into "very pantsy."
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    I do early morning chicken deliveries to various fast food restaurants, where I get a key and alarm code, so I have the entire place to myself. There aren't even any people out on the street at 5:30 on a rainy Saturday. It's like the Marie Celeste, or a scene from the movie The Quiet Earth.

    I had a big delivery to KFC Loganholme this morning at about 5:30am, so I was going back and forth from the truck to the coolroom. It was raining, so I started singing The Sun and the Rain as I worked.

    I was half way through the second verse when I turned around from the coolroom to find the store manager standing right behind me, grinning from ear to ear. I have no idea how long she had been listening to my tuneless caterwauling. But I suspect it was quite a while.

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    Copied from YouTube comments:

    "Dubai the type of city i built in simcity when i didnt understand zoning and just plopped down landmark skyscrapers one after another till i got bankrupt. I was 9 years old."
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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    Every so often, very infrequently, we go to the specialty market and get dinner from their deli. It's good stuff. I always see the sweet and sour meatballs under the heat lamp, and remember i enjoyed those last time. I throw them on a bowl of sesame noodles from the fridge right beside the meatballs. I have my dinner, done.
    The rest of the clan takes for damned ever to make up their minds.
    But when they do....
    "I got ribs!" Oh. I did not see they had ribs. Those look good.
    "I got sushi!" Ah. I forgot this store had a sushi counter. It's pretty good.
    "I got pizza." Cool. I don't like pepperoni... "No, this is Canadian bacon, Monterrey Jack, and pineapple!" Oh. Just like that pizza place when i was a kid.
    On the drive home, smells fill the car and the goblins discuss what they didn't choose, and then there's a game of 'what are you getting next time?'
    Which i always say, "i'll be getting meatballs and noodles because that's what i got last time, and enjoyed, i have the brains of a record player stuck in the run-out-groove."

    "What's a run-out-groove?"
    "What's a record player?"

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    Saw this. Thought 'this is how my kids would invite me to my surprise birthday party.'

    Just got an email from my Oldest. Same pic.
    "Think I'll use this to invite you to a family reunion."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Floof View Post
    Some voice to text software I'm working with just turned "very fancy" into "very pantsy."
    If you thought that was funny, check out the subtitles on this report about the 'supporters of ass songs'.

    https://abcnews.go.com/International...dlines_bsq_hed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arctish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Floof View Post
    Some voice to text software I'm working with just turned "very fancy" into "very pantsy."
    If you thought that was funny, check out the subtitles on this report about the 'supporters of ass songs'.

    https://abcnews.go.com/International...dlines_bsq_hed
    They had me at "trans fat".

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