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    Quote Originally Posted by hurtinbuckaroo View Post
    Man brings emotional support clown to work:

    https://beta.washingtonpost.com/worl...rt-clown-work/
    This man is my totem animal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    So, we have an Instant Pot. It's a pressure cooker. The vent for the steam used to cook the food blows straight up, which is kinda hard on the cabinet. We always forget to position the Pot until we say, "Oh, darn, the steam is hitting the plates cabinet. As always."
    Well, they sell little silicone adapters. They pipe the steam into alternate directions. There's a dragon that makes the steam look like her breath, there's an old guy where the steam comes out of his ears, and there's a cannon.

    I got the cannon because it's the cheapest. Bought some for the other guys in the office who have IPs.
    Everyone takes one look at the cannon and asks if I've used it to shoot something across the kitchen.
    Everyone.
    People who don't own a steam cooker walk up to the conversation and ask what I've shot across the room with it.

    It pains me that people just ASSUME that I've toyed around with missile hazards and literally boiling-hot conditions.
    I mean, i only got the things yesterday, and it wasn't my turn to cook last night.
    That, and the fact if you were going to make an ad-hoc missile, there would at least be some style involved. Some planning is involved. Jesus, some people are impatient.
    BTW, when you do use that thingamewhatsit as a projectile, you're going to let us know, right? Asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patooka View Post
    That, and the fact if you were going to make an ad-hoc missile, there would at least be some style involved. Some planning is involved. Jesus, some people are impatient.
    BTW, when you do use that thingamewhatsit as a projectile, you're going to let us know, right? Asking for a friend.
    Depends on how it turns out.
    If it's cool, I'll share.
    If it turns out my wife is right, i might not be able to post until the bandages come off, anyway.

    But i did hand out three to other bubbleheads, so i may have _A_ story after Monday....

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    ITMFA

    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    You submit to tyranny when you renounce truth. - Timothy Snyder

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    My wife has embroidered a sscreen. Based on the Bayeux Tapestry. Some people in feudal dress before a building of Feudal style, and illuminated letters say, "Behold ! Thou look upon the field in which i grow mine fucks. Thou canst perceived that it is barren."
    She's looking for a place to mount it at her school. Probably in the teacher's lounge, but maybe the classroom.

    I think it's very appropriate that the closer one gets to retirement, the less fucks one gives.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    You submit to tyranny when you renounce truth. - Timothy Snyder

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    Topless photos anyone?



    Aww damn it!


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    Tallest son locked himself out of the house. Had his phone, called for someone to open the door.
    Keys turned out to be in his pocket. He'd just folded the pocket so that tge keys were halfway around his hip and he could not find them until he tooj off his clothes for bed.

    I suspect pharmaceuticals were involved.

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