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    "Brazilian dancer group" autocorrected to "Bazillion dancer poop."

    Great job, professional transcription software.
    The Authoritarians

    GOP and Trump supporters will not be able to say they didn't know. Vote in numbers too big to manipulate.

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    A guy from outside the unit heard a rumor that boss’ boss has selected our manager's replacement.

    So he stops by my cube and says, “have they announced your new manager, yet?”

    But I mis-parsed the question. What I HEARD was “Have they announced, You’re new manager, yet?”

    Now, i really, really like my job. I like what i do, my exact level of responsibility, and the fact no one will ever come up to me and ask if i know what one of my workers said at the conference. So, no interest in manager. No interest in promotion, really. Pay raises, sure, but not more responsibility or authority.

    Still, it should probably be harder for me to shout ‘Shut your whore mouth’ to people in the workplace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Still, it should probably be harder for me to shout ‘Shut your whore mouth’ to people in the workplace.
    Seems to me you did just right. You wanted to not be promoted, and you took immediate action to achieve that goal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiploc View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Still, it should probably be harder for me to shout ‘Shut your whore mouth’ to people in the workplace.
    Seems to me you did just right. You wanted to not be promoted, and you took immediate action to achieve that goal.
    Pretty much what my son said!

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    ITMFA

    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    You submit to tyranny when you renounce truth. - Timothy Snyder

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    Hey ...

    This letter is not going to take a lot of your energy, and so straight to the condition. I got a video of you polishing the family jewels while at the pornweb site you are been to, due to a fantastic ass program I have been able to put on several websites with that kind of material.

    You click play and all the cameras and a microphone start working it also saves every darn element coming from your personal pc, just like contact info, passwords or crap such as dat, guess where i got this e mail from?) So now we all know who my goal is to send out that to, in case you not necessarily planning to negotiate this along with me.

    I'll put a account wallet address under that you can hit me 707 bucks in Three dayz utmost via btc. Notice, it's not that big of a sum to pay, guess this would make me not that terrible of a guy.

    You are welcome to complete whatever the fuck you want to, yet if i won't see the total in the period of time mentioned above, clearly... u already know what will happen.

    Thus it's your responsibility now. I'm not going to move through every detail and stuff, just don't have precious time for that and also you likely know that world-wide-web is filled with text letters like this, so it's also your choice to believe in this not really, there may be only a proven way to figure out.

    This is the bitcoin address-


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    1E56hu8CzPiKDec68MVDGLhBW2K7J23fKh
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    Have fun and bear in mind that wall clock is beating
    My Brane Hertz

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    Quote Originally Posted by spikepipsqueak View Post
    Hey ...

    This letter is not going to take a lot of your energy, and so straight to the condition. I got a video of you polishing the family jewels while at the pornweb site you are been to, due to a fantastic ass program I have been able to put on several websites with that kind of material.

    You click play and all the cameras and a microphone start working it also saves every darn element coming from your personal pc, just like contact info, passwords or crap such as dat, guess where i got this e mail from?) So now we all know who my goal is to send out that to, in case you not necessarily planning to negotiate this along with me.

    I'll put a account wallet address under that you can hit me 707 bucks in Three dayz utmost via btc. Notice, it's not that big of a sum to pay, guess this would make me not that terrible of a guy.

    You are welcome to complete whatever the fuck you want to, yet if i won't see the total in the period of time mentioned above, clearly... u already know what will happen.

    Thus it's your responsibility now. I'm not going to move through every detail and stuff, just don't have precious time for that and also you likely know that world-wide-web is filled with text letters like this, so it's also your choice to believe in this not really, there may be only a proven way to figure out.

    This is the bitcoin address-


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    1E56hu8CzPiKDec68MVDGLhBW2K7J23fKh
    ----------------------------------------


    Have fun and bear in mind that wall clock is beating
    You better pay 'em because this is the IRS and the local cops are going to arrest you. (I found that one so funny I had to call them back after their umpteenth message. Wasted a good 45 minutes of their time (and mine) before getting a well-earned "fuck you!" out of them, after finally asking if anyone really fell for their scam.)

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    I suspect that their major problem would be that the type of person who would be spooked and want to pay would not be the type to know how to access bitcoin.
    My Brane Hertz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elixir View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by spikepipsqueak View Post
    Hey ...

    This letter is not going to take a lot of your energy, and so straight to the condition. I got a video of you polishing the family jewels while at the pornweb site you are been to, due to a fantastic ass program I have been able to put on several websites with that kind of material.

    You click play and all the cameras and a microphone start working it also saves every darn element coming from your personal pc, just like contact info, passwords or crap such as dat, guess where i got this e mail from?) So now we all know who my goal is to send out that to, in case you not necessarily planning to negotiate this along with me.

    I'll put a account wallet address under that you can hit me 707 bucks in Three dayz utmost via btc. Notice, it's not that big of a sum to pay, guess this would make me not that terrible of a guy.

    You are welcome to complete whatever the fuck you want to, yet if i won't see the total in the period of time mentioned above, clearly... u already know what will happen.

    Thus it's your responsibility now. I'm not going to move through every detail and stuff, just don't have precious time for that and also you likely know that world-wide-web is filled with text letters like this, so it's also your choice to believe in this not really, there may be only a proven way to figure out.

    This is the bitcoin address-


    ----------------------------------------
    1E56hu8CzPiKDec68MVDGLhBW2K7J23fKh
    ----------------------------------------


    Have fun and bear in mind that wall clock is beating
    You better pay 'em because this is the IRS and the local cops are going to arrest you. (I found that one so funny I had to call them back after their umpteenth message. Wasted a good 45 minutes of their time (and mine) before getting a well-earned "fuck you!" out of them, after finally asking if anyone really fell for their scam.)
    I’ve done that before too. Gave them a fake SSAN and all. Then told them I was really with the CIA and was using the phone call to get a fix on their position for the incoming drone strike. Oh, and Mohammed was a bottom. They were probably Hindu though.

    SLD

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    My brother got a lot of "Your Windows 10 OS has malware" crap scams calls. Usually from India, which was obvious by their poor quality English. He runs Linux. He usually plays along a bit but then turns the conversation to India's notorious lack of toilets in many parts of India. Hilarity ensues. And this is how you wind up an Indian scam caller.
    Cheerful Charlie

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