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    We're a sheltered people.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    I suspect his only choice for a wife is Rosie Palm.
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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    So, the company issued a survey on working conditions.
    One question was whether you had a friend at work.
    My department went nuts overanalyzing this question at the meeting to discuss the results. Like we do every fucking year...
    "I'm polite. Does polite count?"
    "I'm not polite with MY friends."
    "Your friends are assholes."
    "And proud of it."
    "That's what makes them assholes."
    "Wait, you cannot use 'proud of being an asshole' as the definition of asshole."
    "Then you're a pedantic asshole!"
    "Do they mean 'friend' like i'd tell them if there was cake in the conference room? Or that I'd let them date my daughter?"
    "I didn't know you had a daughter!"
    "Guess she doesn't want you dating her."

    Boss tries to regain control. "Look, a 'friend' is someone that'll help you move."
    "Oooooh, is THAT the definition? Hear that, MIKE?"
    "Dude, i had back surgery that week."
    "Stifle it! Make that, someone who'll help you hide the body."
    "Well, that depends."
    "On what!?"
    "On whether or not i can keep it, or are they gonna want it back?"
    "Keith, you're supposed to be on mute for these."

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post


    I suspect his only choice for a wife is Rosie Palm.
    I suspect he’s gay. But at least a top.

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    "Do you exercise?"

    "I run my mouth a lot."
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Our team is doing really well at work-from-home during this pandemic. We have a Skype meeting going constantly, 0730 thru 1700. Ideas shared, status updated, jobs/duties/tasks apportioned quickly.
    We also just spent 20 minutes replacing one word in your favorite quote with 'penis.'
    You know, "Four score and twenty penises ago..."
    "Self-evident all penises are created equal..."

    The reason we started this TODAY was the Boss asked, 'What'd you guys do yesterday that pissed C off so much?'
    'Well, we spent 20 minutes... yadda yadda 'penis'.'
    Then he brilliantly asked, 'How could you spend twenty whole minutes doing that?'

    Ahem.


    Don't know why he's mad, now, he literally asked for it.

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