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    Lightbulb Pentagon Denies Nuclear Codes Have Been Hidden From Trump

    WASHINGTON DC -- The Pentagon is denying reports coming from the Wall Street Journal that codes that are used to authorize a nuclear strike have been hidden from the President.

    According to the Wall Street Journal, since the announcement of the Impeachment inquiry, the President has recently been observed to be "falling apart" according to White House Staff and his twitter account which has recently been posting profanity laced messages. The Wall Street Journal noted that the codes had been placed out of reach from the President of whom people fear might lash out at a moments notice. Similar concerns arose shortly before Nixon resigned in 1974 as well.

    The Wall Street Journal only indicated that the codes were "hidden from the President" and did not report how.

    A statement released by the Pentagon noted: "The Pentagon denies that the nuclear codes have been sealed in several envelopes, placed inside a safe inside a safe, dumped in a container which was filled with concrete, then itself dumped into Chesapeake Bay, targeted by a Seawolf Class attack submarine and destroyed."

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    That seems overly complex. Just put them in a salad bowl and Trump will never find them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    That seems overly complex. Just put them in a salad bowl and Trump will never find them.
    Or between the pages of a book.

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    The back page of the daily intelligence briefing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarpedon View Post
    The back page of the daily intelligence briefing.
    Or the front page of the daily intelligence briefing.

    Or maybe just somewhere on Barron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Higgins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarpedon View Post
    The back page of the daily intelligence briefing.
    Or the front page of the daily intelligence briefing.

    Or maybe just somewhere on Barron.
    But definitely not somewhere on Ivanka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurtinbuckaroo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Higgins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarpedon View Post
    The back page of the daily intelligence briefing.
    Or the front page of the daily intelligence briefing.

    Or maybe just somewhere on Barron.
    But definitely not somewhere on Ivanka.
    I was thinking earlier, she'll need to make with the anal tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Higgins View Post
    A statement released by the Pentagon noted: "The Pentagon denies that the nuclear codes have been sealed in several envelopes, placed inside a safe inside a safe, dumped in a container which was filled with concrete, then itself dumped into Chesapeake Bay, targeted by a Seawolf Class attack submarine and destroyed."
    Well, sure. That is NOT what we did with today's codes. But will we remember to NOT deliver tomorrow's codes?
    Or if we must, some law or something, at least put yyhem in a folder marked 'Obama's Longest Speeches.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Higgins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarpedon View Post
    The back page of the daily intelligence briefing.
    Or the front page of the daily intelligence briefing.

    Or maybe just somewhere on Barron.
    Nah, if they want to really hide them, Tiffany. Don doesn't even like being photographed with that one.

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