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    Conway - "Trump's obituary is not a sign of his death"

    WASHINGTON DC -- Reports and rumors have flurried across Washington DC about the President making an unscheduled visit to Walter Reed over the weekend. The President, who has not been seen in several days, was reportedly undergoing a multi-phased physical. Attention was further increased when the President's obituary in the Washington Post was noticed by an alert reader.

    One of President Trump's closest advisers, Kellyanne Conway, tried to refute the significance of the obituary. "Trump's obituary is not a sign of his death."

    Trump's adviser continued, "Look, the Democrats will stop at nothing to derail the President's agenda. Where is the infrastructure bill or the health care bill?

    "I'll tell you what is dead, the Democrat's chance of winning the White House in 2020."

    When asked about when the President would be seen in public, she noted "You can find him on Twitter any time you need."

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    Actually, if there's one thing keeping Trump alive, it's a fear that his obituary won't be grand enough. Good lord, what if Junior writes it?

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    WASHINGTON DC -- Reports and rumors have flurried across Washington DC about the President making an unscheduled visit to Walter Reed over the weekend. The President, who has not been seen in several days, was reportedly undergoing a multi-phased physical. Attention was further increased when the President's obituary in the Washington Post was noticed by an alert reader. Trump's doctor tried to stem off the rumors by insisting in a released statement that the President was "the most alive he's ever been".

    One of President Trump's closest advisers, Kellyanne Conway, tried to refute the significance of the obituary. "Trump's obituary is not a sign of his death."

    Trump's adviser continued, "Look, the Democrats will stop at nothing to derail the President's agenda. Where is the infrastructure bill or the health care bill?

    "I'll tell you what is dead, the Democrat's chance of winning the White House in 2020."

    When asked about when the President would be seen in public, she noted "You can find him on Twitter any time you need."

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