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    Forbidden fruit = electricity

    Forbidden fruit = electricity
    Teachers = Trees of knowledge
    Fruit is free
    Will you eat or are you afraid it will bite you?

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    In a sense, yes. If you take a live wire and put it on your tongue in order to try and eat the electricity, things are going to turn out badly for you. When a snake asks you to do that, tell that snake to go fuck itself.

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    The forbidden fruit was knowledge.

    And after eating the fruit, the man and woman noticed that the webcam light was‚Äč on and god had been streaming them the entire time.

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    When Adam and Eve ate of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, they realized they were naked and that was apparently, evil. That God sure is a joker. Why didn't God tell them about that? Why do so few theists read this silly tale and note this little embaressment on God's part?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerful Charlie View Post
    When Adam and Eve ate of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, they realized they were naked and that was apparently, evil. That God sure is a joker. Why didn't God tell them about that? Why do so few theists read this silly tale and note this little embaressment on God's part?
    So, when God was walking around in Eden chatting with them, did he have clothes on? One would hope so, because he was yelling at them and stuff after they ate the apple and it would be really awkward to have some naked dude standing there yelling at you.

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    Maybe nobody had any naughty bits until after "the fall".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerful Charlie View Post
    Maybe nobody had any naughty bits until after "the fall".
    I don't even know how to respond to that. If you think that eating apples makes people grow penises, then you would seem to have a lot to learn about both apples and penises.

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    You have a lot to learn about Bible literalists trying to make their myths seem sensible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerful Charlie View Post
    Maybe nobody had any naughty bits until after "the fall".
    I don't even know how to respond to that. If you think that eating apples makes people grow penises, then you would seem to have a lot to learn about both apples and penises.
    Ahh, you are forgetting that they were magic apples. Regular apples do not give the eater knowledge of good and evil. Magic apples could give them both knowledge and penises.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerful Charlie View Post
    When Adam and Eve ate of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, they realized they were naked and that was apparently, evil. That God sure is a joker. Why didn't God tell them about that? Why do so few theists read this silly tale and note this little embaressment on God's part?
    "Good and Evil" equates to 'all knowledge', not knowing morality.

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