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    Famous authors respond to your dick pics

    Famous authors reply to your unsolicited dick pics

    Jane Austen, Virginia Woolf, Langston Hughes, Charlotte Bronte, Maya Angelou, Sylvia Plath, Anne Bradstreet, Oscar Wilde, Mary Shelley, Zora Neal Hurston.

    MAYA ANGELOU

    Out of your sack and follicle’s nest
    You rise
    Up from a shaft that’s rooted in groin
    You rise
    You are average length, thin and unspent,
    Welling and swelling, and terribly bent.
    Leaving behind images of hope turned fear
    You rise
    Thrusting me into an evening of beer
    You rise
    Sending me pictures and hoping I’ll save,
    You are a crooked mast in need of a shave.
    You rise
    You rise
    You rise.
    The Authoritarians

    GOP and Trump supporters will not be able to say they didn't know. Vote in numbers too big to manipulate.

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    Gertrude Stein:

    That is a dick.
    A pic of a dick.
    A dick, a dick, a dick.
    Finger the dick.
    Whose dick?
    Your dick.
    A dick in the ass, alas.
    A dick in a lass, I pass.
    A dick, a dick, a dick.
    A dick, a prick, a dick, a prick.
    There once was man from Nantucket,
    A dick.
    A dick of brick.
    Stick a dick of brick in something that rhymes with dick.
    A chick with a dick.
    A chick can trick with a dick.
    I did not use "lick".
    Read it back, I did not use "lick".
    Dick, dick, dick. A dick.

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