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    Virus Blasphemy

    Holy Synod: blasphemy to think holy communion could spread viruses

    https://cyprus-mail.com/2020/03/11/h...pread-viruses/

    In a statement on Wednesday, the Holy Synod argued that receiving Holy Communion from the same spoon as hundreds of others was safe for believers.

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    It is. Only those in league with Satan will get sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Holy Synod: blasphemy to think holy communion could spread viruses

    https://cyprus-mail.com/2020/03/11/h...pread-viruses/

    In a statement on Wednesday, the Holy Synod argued that receiving Holy Communion from the same spoon as hundreds of others was safe for believers.
    If it wouldn’t affect so many other people, I’d say let them follow their beliefs, wherever that may take them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurtinbuckaroo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Holy Synod: blasphemy to think holy communion could spread viruses

    https://cyprus-mail.com/2020/03/11/h...pread-viruses/

    In a statement on Wednesday, the Holy Synod argued that receiving Holy Communion from the same spoon as hundreds of others was safe for believers.
    If it wouldn’t affect so many other people, I’d say let them follow their beliefs, wherever that may take them.
    Maybe issue stickers at the service?
    "God is my sanitizer! Jesus my facemask!" Then people outside the Collective would know not to cross that boundary, shake that hand, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurtinbuckaroo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Holy Synod: blasphemy to think holy communion could spread viruses

    https://cyprus-mail.com/2020/03/11/h...pread-viruses/

    In a statement on Wednesday, the Holy Synod argued that receiving Holy Communion from the same spoon as hundreds of others was safe for believers.
    If it wouldn’t affect so many other people, I’d say let them follow their beliefs, wherever that may take them.
    Evangelicals tend to flock together. They also tend to worship an orange demon, and if they wish to gather together to celebrate their common values I support them in that 100%.

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    Same as Iran saying they wouldn't close the mosques because that would be an insult to Allah.

    Now it looks like they have infected the head of Hezbollah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loren Pechtel View Post
    Same as Iran saying they wouldn't close the mosques because that would be an insult to Allah.
    I've seen American Muslims suggesting new practices, maybe gathering for prayer isn't necessary.
    And other Muslims suggest Jihad as a method to cure coronavirus. Some people's moods have improved.

    So maybe the solution isn't to ban their travel, but assimilate them as fast as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loren Pechtel View Post
    Same as Iran saying they wouldn't close the mosques because that would be an insult to Allah.
    I've seen American Muslims suggesting new practices, maybe gathering for prayer isn't necessary.
    And other Muslims suggest Jihad as a method to cure coronavirus. Some people's moods have improved.

    So maybe the solution isn't to ban their travel, but assimilate them as fast as possible.
    You mean, like the Borg?

    I'll give you the honor of delivering the "Resistance is futile" speech.

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    In the name of Darwinism, I fully support those that feel physically shielded by their faith to go right ahead and lick each other's tongues on a spoon.

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    Virus ridden Republicans are being urged to show up at Dem polling places in contested purple districts on Tuesday.* Touch a lot of things etc. ...
    By November that should give them a 6-8 point edge.

    *Not really. That I know of. But it wouldn't surprise me.

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