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    "We've analyzed their sausage, sir. There is a danger."



    Hokey religions and ancient sausages are not a good match for a blaster at your side, kid.

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    Feel the power of the Sausage!

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    I just saw this done with movie titles and the word testicles.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    "You tell 'em I'm coming, and sausage is coming with me. You hear? Sausage is coming with me!"
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    "Did you order the sausage?"

    "I did my job."

    "Did you order the sausage!?!"

    "You're damn right, I did!"
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    "That's what happens when you sit behind a desk for too long. You forget things! Like having a sausage that's loaded and one that's not."
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    "Hold your fire! Sensors show there are no sausages on board."

    "That's no sausage. That's a space station."

    "You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this sausage and go home."

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    God, backwards: DOG.
    Jesus, backwards: SAUSAGE.
    Unifying theory needed.

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    This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought sausage smelled bad on the *outside*.

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    Forget it Jake, it’s Sausage.

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