Page 1 of 19 12311 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 186

Thread: Oh, Matty. Have you been a naughty boy?

  1. Top | #1
    Loony Running The Asylum ZiprHead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Do you like my pretty crown?
    Posts
    26,053
    Archived
    3,034
    Total Posts
    29,087
    Rep Power
    100

    Oh, Matty. Have you been a naughty boy?

    Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl
    An inquiry into the Florida congressman was opened in the final months of the Trump administration, people briefed on it said.


    Representative Matt Gaetz, Republican of Florida and a close ally of former President Donald J. Trump, is being investigated by the Justice Department over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him, according to three people briefed on the matter.

    Investigators are examining whether Mr. Gaetz violated federal sex trafficking laws, the people said. A variety of federal statutes make it illegal to induce someone under 18 to travel over state lines to engage in sex in exchange for money or something of value. The Justice Department regularly prosecutes such cases, and offenders often receive severe sentences.

    It was not clear how Mr. Gaetz met the girl, believed to be 17 at the time of encounters about two years ago that investigators are scrutinizing, according to two of the people.
    Fun fact: In 2017, Rep. Matt Gaetz was the sole member of the US House to vote no on the anti-human trafficking bill.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

  2. Top | #2
    Contributor Ford's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    'Merica
    Posts
    5,299
    Archived
    2,675
    Total Posts
    7,974
    Rep Power
    49
    Judge Roy Moore be like "so, Matty...you like 'em a little older, huh?"

  3. Top | #3
    Elder Contributor
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    11,028
    Archived
    17,741
    Total Posts
    28,769
    Rep Power
    81
    I am very surprised by this.

    I thought he liked under-aged boys...

    ...based on his living arrangement.

  4. Top | #4
    Content Thief Elixir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Mountains
    Posts
    17,562
    Archived
    707
    Total Posts
    18,269
    Rep Power
    65
    Matty is innocent until proven guilty.
    He denies it.
    Vehemently denies it all.

    "I demand the DOJ immediately release the tapes, made at their direction, which implicate their former colleague in crimes against me based on false allegations,"
    -Matty



    And your child sex trafficking buddy Joel Greenberg?
    'Splain that to us, pleeeze.

  5. Top | #5
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    4,015
    Archived
    229
    Total Posts
    4,244
    Rep Power
    72
    Is this the right's response to cultural marxist's War On Christmas? A War On Parody? Because they're fucking winning.

  6. Top | #6
    Elder Contributor
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Located 100 miles east of A in America
    Posts
    32,653
    Archived
    42,473
    Total Posts
    75,126
    Rep Power
    100
    What will his ward, adopted son, part-time family (?) member think of this? It’ll crush him to know his, whatever the fuck he is, is fucking underaged teens and paying for their travel so he can fuck them.

  7. Top | #7
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    4,015
    Archived
    229
    Total Posts
    4,244
    Rep Power
    72
    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Higgins View Post
    What will his ward, adopted son, part-time family (?) member think of this? It’ll crush him to know his, whatever the fuck he is, is fucking underaged teens and paying for their travel so he can fuck them.
    Probably thinking, "better them than me, now I can get some sleep"

    EDIT: Yikes


  8. Top | #8
    Veteran Member TV and credit cards's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Location
    muh-dahy-nuh
    Posts
    3,854
    Archived
    174
    Total Posts
    4,028
    Rep Power
    34
    “Gaetz told Fox that the former DOJ employee going after him was David McGee, now a lawyer at Beggs & Lane.

    In an interview with The Daily Beast late Tuesday night, McGee said any reports of extortion involving him or his firm were “completely, totally false.”

    “This is a blatant attempt to distract from the fact that Matt Gaetz is apparently about to be indicted for sex trafficking underage girls,” McGee said.”

  9. Top | #9
    Elder Contributor
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    11,028
    Archived
    17,741
    Total Posts
    28,769
    Rep Power
    81
    I blame his parents.

  10. Top | #10
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    4,015
    Archived
    229
    Total Posts
    4,244
    Rep Power
    72
    I've gotta say, Tucker Carlson looks more confused than normal in this totally 100% convincing interview:



    Gaetz should have turned up drunk, it probably would have ended up better if he did.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •