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    Quote Originally Posted by WAB View Post
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    If you read it backwards you'll get to the OP.
    Okay...let's see:

    it spelled backwards is:

    ti.

    hmm. Ti. Now what is ti? Let me see. Time t, like all those fancy-schmancy science nerds like to say? No, that can't be it. Hmm. Ti. Tea? A reference to the Tea Partyers? Not the originals, I mean the, well you know who I mean. No? Well, let's see. I don't see it. It's probably right there in front of me...hmm...probably refers to a comedy sketch or something...something right under my nose, I just don't see it.

    What? What's the problem? What? What do you mean I keep saying it? Saying what? What? WHAT!!! are you crazy! What is it? Listen, take it easy, I'm just...relax! Jeez Louise, you guys are wound up too tight! Can't you see that? See what? Don't I see what? What is it that you want me to see, you silly group of strange people with cans on your heads! What did I say again? How can I say something again if I didn't even say it in the first place!!!!!!

    etc, etc, etc&
    Wait until your therapist... who's a serial killer looking for serial killer says "How are we going to increase your productivity? " L0L
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    If you read it backwards you'll get to the OP.
    Okay...let's see:

    it spelled backwards is:

    ti.

    hmm. Ti. Now what is ti? Let me see. Time t, like all those fancy-schmancy science nerds like to say? No, that can't be it. Hmm. Ti. Tea? A reference to the Tea Partyers? Not the originals, I mean the, well you know who I mean. No? Well, let's see. I don't see it. It's probably right there in front of me...hmm...probably refers to a comedy sketch or something...something right under my nose, I just don't see it.

    What? What's the problem? What? What do you mean I keep saying it? Saying what? What? WHAT!!! are you crazy! What is it? Listen, take it easy, I'm just...relax! Jeez Louise, you guys are wound up too tight! Can't you see that? See what? Don't I see what? What is it that you want me to see, you silly group of strange people with cans on your heads! What did I say again? How can I say something again if I didn't even say it in the first place!!!!!!

    etc, etc, etc&
    Wait until your therapist... who's a serial killer looking for serial killer says "How are we going to increase your productivity? " L0L
    Please see my prior post again, none. I had to edit it, heavily! While you were posting. Post # 30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_bank View Post
    Ok, I misread the OP, I thought it said Nome.
    You've always had the ability to go there. Just click your snowshoes together three times and say 'There's no place like Nome. There's no place like Nome. There's no place like Nome'

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    Quote Originally Posted by WAB View Post
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    If you read it backwards you'll get to the OP.
    Okay...let's see:

    it spelled backwards is:

    ti.

    Hmm. Ti. Now what is ti? Let me see.

    Time-t, like all those fancy-schmancy science nerds like to say? No, that can't be it.

    Hmm. Ti. Tea? A reference to the Tea Partiers? Not the originals, I mean the...well you know who I mean. You're pretty sharp, none. No?

    Alright, well, let's see. I don't see it. It's probably right there in front of me...hmm...probably refers to a comedy sketch or something...something right under my nose, I just don't see it.

    What? What's the problem? What? What do you mean I keep saying it? Saying what? What? WHAT!!! are you crazy!

    What is it? Listen, take it easy, I'm just...relax! Jeez Louise, you're wound up too tight! Can't you see that? See what? Don't I see what? What is it that you want me to see, you silly anonymous Internet person with the cans on your heads (yeah, all three!!! - yeah I know, different sketch, so sue me!!!!) and the spiffy kiinnnigggit's uniform!!!

    What did I say... again? How can I say something again if I didn't even say it in the first place!!!!!!

    Oh forget it! Ya loony! Suit yourself! Now stand aside, for I am Arthur, King of th...

    ...etc, etc, etc&...
    Reminds me of my birth. It was dark and then some idiot made sure I was breathing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by none View Post
    Reminds me of my birth. It was dark and then some idiot made sure I was breathing.
    Yeah as I remember, my birth was a big disappointment. I was all excited to get out into the world, stretch my legs, and experience the wonder and beauty of the world. However my first experience was some big hairy galoot snatching me up by my ankles and slapping my butt... it taught me about the brutality of reality.

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    I guess the coat hanger didn't work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
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    Reminds me of my birth. It was dark and then some idiot made sure I was breathing.
    Yeah as I remember, my birth was a big disappointment. I was all excited to get out into the world, stretch my legs, and experience the wonder and beauty of the world. However my first experience was some big hairy galoot snatching me up by my ankles and slapping my butt... it taught me about the brutality of reality.
    I wrote a poem about the experience. Not that I remember it, of course. But...well you know what I mean:

    A Quintelle

    In nineteen sixty-four, one summer's day,
    I swam in darkness. Then I saw a light
    that flickered faintly, dim, and far away.

    I found the world was cold, and much too bright.
    I wept, and mourned the loss of mother night. - me.
    I may or may not have made up the form of the quintelle. Five lines and some rhymes, and a space...etc.
    When one has no character one has to apply a method. - Albert Camus, The Fall

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    Was that a carriage return or a line feed Wonka wonka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by none View Post
    Was that a carriage return or a line feed Wonka wonka.
    Just a bit of "mental masturbation" and "navel-gazing" subjective twitches & squirts resulting in a poem in iambic pentameter. Rekkin it were an axident.

    oh and it rimes to. Well howdy-do & Kalamazoo. Lookie there.

    /imitation
    When one has no character one has to apply a method. - Albert Camus, The Fall

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    Wow. Postnatal poem and a vote for Johnson all in the same year here live from posters on this thread today.

    Whod'a thunk.

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