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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    "OK, just to be clear - you DID tell President Trump that peeing into the test tube wasn't actually part of the COVID test, right?"

    'Ya, four times. He nods like he understands what I'm saying but then just does it anyways. Am I supposed to just not take it back and leave him standing in the middle of the Oval Office holding a vial of pee? That seems unpatriotic."
    And that is the winning caption!

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    Here we go:


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    "And with this little paper airplane hat, this bundle of feathers, and God's will, you'll be able fly when we toss you from the top of the Basilica."
    Last edited by hyzer; 04-06-2020 at 01:23 PM. Reason: imporved comedy and spelling

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    Less starch in my boa next time, OK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    Here we go:

    I told you to lay off the holy water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    Here we go:

    Goooooaaaaalllll!!!!!!

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    Ric Flair prepping for his Wrestlemania match.

    The Pope holding his new divine 6 ft rule stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLD View Post

    Goooooaaaaalllll!!!!!!
    Winner! Take it away, SLD!

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    [ out of contention ]

    "Cardinal Pell is the modern day Jeezus But the church of gawd prevailed.

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