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    What is a wok used for?



    Hunting wabbits when you can't find your wifle.


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    We can ship better at night since the Suez have been cleared.

    I told Dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.
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    I like taking pictures of myself in front of boiling kettles.

    I have selfie steam issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigers! View Post
    We can ship better at night since the Suez have been cleared.

    I told Dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.
    It’s too late to make Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    If anybody wants to sponsor me, I'm doing a 0.000000000002km run to raise awareness for laziness.
    I need a sponsor for a brisk sit.

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    Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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    A woman is driving her son to school and they get stuck behind a garbage truck. The truck goes over a bump and a dildo comes flying out and thumps on the woman's windshield. Totally embarrassed, she says, "Honey, did you see that poor bird?" The kid says, "How the hell does it fly with such a giant cock?"

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    A drunk man who smelled like hell sat down on a subway next to a priest:

    The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

    He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked. "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

    The priest replies. "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

    The drunk muttered in response. "Well, I'll be damned." Then returned to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

    The drunk answered. "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!"
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